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Alright, I'll fess up... But I'm really nervous about this because I've been trying to keep the relationship from getting all awkward and shit. Anyway, I've been keeping a secret from everyone that you all must know...
Everyone in TA wants to fuck me.
I know! I know! I don't see what you all see in me either... But that's the sad truth, and I can no longer keep it a secret!
Aaahh, now that's a weight off my shoulders.
Anyway, I hope this doesn't make anything weird between us and shit... I just thought you should know.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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