Originally posted by RJT
You guys know how Borat says "anus" like "a noose?" I find that pretty hysterical.
so is that why dallastor suks
Nov-10-2006 03:29
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
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Originally posted by RJT
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and post something like this...
...and totally redeem yourself!
I really did that, too! The building where all my classes are is always so busy, and when you have to take a dump that massive you need all the time and privacy you can get. For me it's a goddam religious experience.
I tell ya - my bowels hurt so bad on the walk over there from holding it for so long, but it was sooo worth it when I entered that deserted building. It was straight out of a Freddy Kreuger movie...empty halls, low ceilings, dingy floors, crappy lighting, poorly maintained facilities...but I've never felt more relaxed in my life. I even had time to just sit and think when I was finished. I never feel like I've done the job right unless I can reflect on what just happened, and today I had that. Awwwwwyeah.
Nov-10-2006 03:30
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i swear he stole "romantic explosion all over her stomach" from me
romantic explosion rofl...give the broad a jelly doughnut, sock her in the nose then nut around her face
Nov-10-2006 03:32
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
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Originally posted by jennypie
I tell ya - my bowels hurt so bad on the walk over there from holding it for so long, but it was sooo worth it when I entered that deserted building. It was straight out of a Freddy Kreuger movie...empty halls, low ceilings, dingy floors, crappy lighting, poorly maintained facilities...but I've never felt more relaxed in my life. I even had time to just sit and think when I was finished. I never feel like I've done the job right unless I can reflect on what just happened, and today I had that. Awwwwwyeah.
I kinda sorta wanna take a dump now.
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Nov-10-2006 03:33
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I kinda sorta wanna take a dump now.
just force urself. stick ur finger up ur bum
Nov-10-2006 03:34
dallastar
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™
quote:
Originally posted by chach
so is that why dallastor suks
It's Dallastar and no I don't Suk!
I don't even know wtf is going on now in the thread, it just keeps getting bigger and bigger....
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Nov-10-2006 03:34
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
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Originally posted by medinaM5
sock her in the nose