LOL that's a good one. That probably works just as well as the abstinence thing they've got going on in schools now.

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
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Originally posted by Frenchie Or maybe , just maybe, don't be stupid enough to drive while drunk. OMG SURPRISE?

Stop inserting Logic into this argument!!
Do you want to make people's heads explode?

*although on second thought, let me get my camera*

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*inspire me... make a believer out of me*

I'm giving practical advice on how to avoid a DWI conviction. We don't have to say silly things that don't help like don't drink and drive.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Originally posted by chach True, but you can she can just as easily buy a new bentley and get a driver. Thats what I would do if i had her money smoke blunts in the back of a blacked out phantom.

Exactly. If you need to show your status get a fucking Maybach and let someone else do the driving when you want to get fucked up

You're still talking?

See, all these mishaps wouldn't happen if people like you would just put the bottle down, sober up and THEN drive.

I'm quite sure I drive better shit hammered than any asian woman does sober.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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so lindsay is white trash, a crackie, and retarded??? she better thank the lord JESUS she actually has some talent as an actress and she wasn't hit with the ugly stick because if so she would truly be more useless in this world than she already is.

send her to jail, now that'll be funny

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Zild I'm quite sure I drive better shit hammered than any asian woman does sober.

That's not saying much considering Blind poeple drive better than any asian person., here anyway.

I know but they're still allowed to drive. I think they should let me get extra hammered go down to the DMV and take a driving test. That way I could be certified to legally drive while intoxicated. And they can check my BAC after the test to find out how much I'm allowed to drink.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Originally posted by SLR722 Mugshot 8-/

Faces of Meth?

You can always use the bag over the head trick.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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I still wanna see her slutty ass in that new movie 'I know who killed me'

I like that firecrotch.

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In memory of DarkAngel 1976 - 2009