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| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I just realized that Yoshi is designed to teach kids that masturbating is OK.
He/She/It is just constantly masturbating and throwing it's egg jizz at you. |
It even baffles Snake. Listen to his codec in Shadow Moses when Yoshi is your opponent. LOL
S: Otacon! What's this lizard thing?
O: That's a Yoshi. It's a dinosaur from Yoshi's
Island.
O: Watch out for its long, chameleon-like
tongue. If it gets you, you'll be swallowed
whole.
S: It lays eggs and throws them, right?
...Then it must be female.
O: ...Actually, it's a "he." At least, that's what
it says.
S: It talks!?
O: Yes! It talks! Well, kind of...
S: Now you've got me curious. ...How about I
capture one so we can see what they taste
like?
O: Uhh, Snake...
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