that's funny about the coke viagra sex. I dunno how you people could do it. I'd be scared.

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Originally posted by jsibilin you watch too much tv....ummm no sorry --- hardcore porn real women don't do that, and if they do they do it because u want them to do it. On the other hand would u swallow their squirt?

WHAT????????????????????????

1.'real women'????
2. Maybe some girls enjoy pleasing their guy OR maybe some girls just dont mind period.
3. Your last point is just retarded

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS You know what else is great? Sex in a tent.

Mushroom sex in a tent!!


Back when my bf and I first got together, we went out for what was supposed to be a night of bush partying/camping. Well only a handful of people showed up, and we were the only ones who brought a tent.

So everyone ended up leaving and we stayed. We polished off a bottle of rye and banged all night in the tent, lol. Wewt!

Did creatures bite your ass jenny?

haha or his

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I know you'll always be
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Girls squirt

I dated a romanian bedwetter

if girls haven't came ever or very seldom and your the lucky guy to get it done.

You get fucking soaked a halo of squirt all over the bed sheets.


edit: and due to contrary belief by most virgins in thread, it doesn't take hours.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL Did creatures bite your ass jenny? haha or his

LoL, no. But we were woken up in the morning by some dude out walking his dog.

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti edit: and due to contrary belief by most virgins in thread, it doesn't take hours.

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Originally posted by jsibilin exactly why i didn't say hi to u @freedom.. do urself a favour and add me to ur ignore list..

thats unfortunate

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Originally posted by Intangible WHAT???????????????????????? 1.'real women'???? 2. Maybe some girls enjoy pleasing their guy OR maybe some girls just dont mind period. 3. Your last point is just retarded

bwahah go girl
I was thinking the same thing reading his absolutely retarded post!

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Very true. But having experienced the dizzying heights of higher level orgasm, I don't think I ever want to come back to straightforward 'fuck like bunnies' sex. At least not with consistency. Tell me though, have you ever had a guy give you orgasm after orgasm, all rising so quickly that you have no idea where one ended an another began? A guy who knew how to hit your g-spot over and over until you lost all concept of time and space? That's the kinda high I think everyone wants, and you can't have a high like that in a quick 20 mins.

that sounded like hippie stuff

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew bwahah go girl I was thinking the same thing reading his absolutely retarded post!

he's used those arguments before...saying that getting a BJ to wake up to once in a while was something only sluts did and if anyone said it happened to them they were lying.

Virgin

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti he's used those arguments before...saying that getting a BJ to wake up to once in a while was something only sluts did and if anyone said it happened to them they were lying. Virgin

I just think he is rude to women.

I mean he has called a large portion of women 'sluts' or not 'real'

No wonder he hasnt experienced a BJ in the morning...



Jesse, respect girls... its worth it

Word.

You may even get your brown belt.