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Originally posted by r5a haha funny that, im laughing at people who think they're really cool and baller on the internet. its been an ongoing laugh for awhile now.

i think im cool all the time, not just when im online.

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good for you big guy. thats what most people with little friends and usually on the reviving end of jokes say. must be pretty awesome to be able to count the number of people you chill with on one hand.

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Originally posted by r5a thats what most people with little friends...say

what, like dwarves?

(im actually im immensely popular coz people appreciate my honesty and sharp wit.) sure, heaps and heaps of people hate me, but only the ignorant dog turds like your good self.

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Originally posted by r5a must be pretty awesome to be able to count the number of people you chill with on one hand.

must be pretty awesome to be unable to get a girl off with both hands.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN must be pretty awesome to be unable to get a girl off with both hands.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN what, like dwarves? (im actually im immensely popular coz people appreciate my honesty and sharp wit.) sure, heaps and heaps of people hate me, but only the ignorant dog turds like your good self. must be pretty awesome to be unable to get a girl off with both hands.

see, the problem here is the fact that the only people you know and talk to are the people that hate you. you are safe to say those things when you have people that you can call your friends. or people that have your back, which you probably have none. but that's okay, your strong self-centered elitist personalty will carry you to stardom.

it must have been pretty awesome to loose your virginity to your right hand... im not really worried because i have a girl that i can go home to try and get her off, where you go home and try to be a massive scale battle commander. im also not worried because this hasn't been a problem before and to prove this point ive had the pleasure of seeing my now ex-gf shake violently because of my right hand.

one of the funniest threads in a long time...

but okk honest adivce

if it works for her when she's doing it herself than she doesn't feel comfortable with you yet for one of many reasons

like you said she is very shy ... shy in real life maybe shyer in the bedroom u know??

she's not comfortable with you messing around down there yet...

don't be too bummed, it might be some time but it works and it will work, keep the faith and good things will come your way

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Originally posted by r5a it must have been pretty awesome to loose your virginity

really? is it still running around loose? upon whom did i loose it onto? why did i set it loose?

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Originally posted by r5a im also not worried because this hasn't been a problem before and to prove this point ive had the pleasure of seeing my now ex-gf shake violently because of my right hand.

yeah, you tell all them doubters r5a!! you're a misunderstood sex god and this thread doesn't belie your maturity & mad skillz at all!

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thats not cool man, if you are going to punch a chick you should use your left hand.

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Originally posted by echosystm alcohol could help, only drink enough that it relaxes your nerves.

they're 18, doubt they're gonna have a couple glasses of wine with dinner really.

ok
1) he's right, build tension outside of the bedroom. this can be huge. as well as fun and helpful
2) she doesn't seem to enjoy sex, so building tension outside of the bedroom won't get her tingling with anticipation for the awesome upcoming sex, but rather for the upcoming time when she gets naked and then somehow ends up feeling more insecure.
3) good fucking LORD pkc, well done here. easily won the thread so far
4) gotta balance confidence with know-how. either one without the other will get you nowhere. my girlfriend had a difficult time cumming at first but that time it was not only because she wanted to but she also could tell i wanted her to and might feel bad if she didn't. if you go in with the mindset that you're absolutely going to and not worrying about it, that its a foregone conclusion, that attitude will spread.

hopefully this post has both enlightened and demoralized you.
-mezz

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Originally posted by barbina ... or you guys are just babies and just need to fuck already being scared kills the mood

Finally. Dude she is a virgin, she isn't gonna turn into some porn slut the second you touch her vagina. And for god sakes stop endlessly talking about it with her it's just going to make things worse. Once you two have been together a bit more and maybe have actually fucked the problem will most likely go away.

have u fuked her yet or wat?

if u dont some other guy probably will

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Originally posted by elFreak viagra seriously. you will be able to hate fuck her for a long time and make her pay for having a broken vag, or you could get bas to do it. He is a terrorist.

this comment wins.

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