i actually had this conversation with my friend at work last week after we found out that one of the guys in our department takes off all his clothes when he takes a dump in the work bathroom. we both agreed that pooping is an inconvenience and a waste of time so we just get it over with as quickly as possible.

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Originally posted by jennypie Seriously. It shouldn't take longer than a minute or so to take a shit...otherwise I'd be worried about my diet.

I hate being on the shitter very long. It is something I avoid as much as possible.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by elFreak come on guys, like you never took a huge dump and had to show it to your gf. i once made a 6.7 couric dump.

Bahahaha, yeah I left a huge one in Jimmy's toilet once or twice. Lmfao @ the sound of his disgust replaying in my head.


Also, Bas always texts me from the shitter. And my best friend and I will call each other while taking shits. I actually forwarded a text to Bas that my friend sent me that said "I'm taking a dump." while I was taking a dump. Lolololol.

Friends who shit together stay together, imo.


edit: I should add that a lot of my friends are nurses...hence our affinity for discussing a nice healthy shit. Lulz.

shitting is fun and you can amaze people with it.

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Originally posted by jennypie Also, Bas always texts me from the shitter.

he called me once while he was peeing.

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ill pee on your face

I really don't care who sees me taking a piss except maybe for cops at Mardi Gras.

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i personally think seeing the poop face of my gf where her eyes kinda cross and then you get the entry sploosh is awesome.

its quality bonding time and its when you are most yourself. I even think dual toilets would be awesome. The couple that shits together stays together imo.

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This thread is gold, got the most lulz out of any I have seen all year

And queefing happens more if you pop out and in alot, as you keep shoving pockets of air up her chuff.

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You can solve that problem by having a longer cock.

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Originally posted by Zild You can solve that problem by having a longer cock.

Well yeah, but there is nothing like a mid-shag cock sucking, plus switching from reverse cowgirl to doggy without pulling out is more effort that it is worth

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