i want my scarf

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Originally posted by squirrelly DO NOT date a girl IF: Her eyes start glowing when she sees your credit card, and she asks you what the available balance is. Every time you pick up your phone you can tell she's trying slyly see who you're talking to. She wants to get a puppy/kitten/hamster within weeks of meeting you. She wants to meet your parents prior to the 6 month mark. She asks for a drawer in your chest <8 months of dating. She knows your ex, your ex's friends, or your ex's family. She's still "friends" with HER ex. She tells you her ring size on the first date. She's bad in the sack. She asks you for money. She asks you if you can buy her a car. She tells you what her dream wedding would be like <1yr of dating. She tells you she's been raped. She has daddy issues. Her parents are non-existent. She's an "artist". There you go. I'll add more later

lol, a winner have we!

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i want my scarf

dude, my whole conception of you as alpha male of TA has totally been destroyed.

a fucking scarf, bro? ffs

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue dude, my whole conception of you as alpha male of TA has totally been destroyed. a fucking scarf, bro? ffs

dude haha it was like 100 dollars. im totally heading over there tommorrow and ringing the doorbell. and demanding my shit back. i dont give a crap if its a dollar, a million dollar watch, or a scarf. nobody takes shit from me.



err let me rephrase that. nobody holds my shit ransom

Does the scarf make you shit gold? Jesus. $100?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Oh my god, yes. Nikoli, I remember him so fondly. The only guy to ever put his hands on me in an assault. I'm so happy I never did anything with him, I could never wash the disgust off. But he flashed me quite a few times (in the hopes it would 'turn me on'). He was about...hm, I wanna say 5'5" maybe? Pudgy too. Biggest chip on his shoulder ever. He loved calling people out (if he saw an overweight person in public, he would loudly start insulting them), starting fights with any guy who even glanced in my direction, was racist, homophobic, sexist, told me "I will never love you as much as I love money". He constantly groped and pawed on me, even though I told him to stop ALL THE TIME. He was like "I just can't help it! Boobies are so cool!" If I sat down next to him he'd slide his hand under my shirt between my boobs and be like "You can't say I'm not touching your boobs!" Constantly groping and touching until eventually, one day I was so frustrated I started to cry when telling him (over and over) to get off me. He did...for the rest of the day. His penis was probably, literally...4". The thing was, he was NOT like this at all when we first started to date. He was really cool, loved to go to art galleries (they're okay, not my thing but fun to see), nice to everyone, nice to me, didn't pressure me in any way. Why didn't I break up with him? I borrowed $500 from him to secure my new apartment (about two months into the relationship (which I fully intended to pay back and did)) and he demanded ALL my checks go to him and he will give me the money he deemed necessary for rent and utilities. It sucked, but I figured it would only take about a month then I could dump his ass. I didn't dare dump him before because 1. His dad is one of those ambulance chaser lawyers and I didn't want to get sued (something he threatened me with if I didn't pay him back) and 2. He warned me he would 'ruin me' if I tried to stop paying him. So about two months go by and he's still demanding I owe him money. I look at my checks, subtract what he gives me and realize I've paid him WAY over the $500. I confront him. He then pulls up a computer program that manages your money and shows me the tab for me. Every little expense, from the $1 piece of candy he bought me, to the very expensive dinner he paid for on my birthday, to gas mileage and cost (he insisted on picking me up and taking me to his place about 20 miles away every day) to what he deemed 'extra stress on utilities' (me turning on the bathroom light to go in there, blah blah). He then smirks and says "Yeah, you owe me about $2000. I guess you'll just have to stay with me forever, huh?" I eventually tell him to eat a dick (he did try to sue but was laughed out of court). He stalked me for a bit after that, but eventually (last I heard) found someone else's life to ruin.

Wow.

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Originally posted by Banora Does the scarf make you shit gold? Jesus. $100?

dude it was an italian scarf from italy. WHen it comes to clothing we dont skimp out.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Wow.

Thats why I refer to him as Napoleon. And like I said, thats just a basic summary of the stuff he did. Those four months were god awful.

There was this time when we were driving and he was pissed off at me for something, but I wasn't going to argue, I was tired of it (this was close to the end of the relationship). He was screaming at me to look at him, but I was looking out the window and ignoring him. He then threatens to wreck the car if I don't look at him, which I continue to ignore him. He was obsessed with his car, so I didn't take his threat seriously.

I feel the car speed up and realize its drifting slightly, so I look over and he's floored the gas, taken his hands off the wheel and have them calmly folded in his lap, so I had to reach over and yank the wheel before we crashed into something.

He pulls over, stops the car and very softly says "Now do you understand why its so important to do what I tell you?"

Fucking psycho.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy dude it was an italian scarf from italy. WHen it comes to clothing we dont skimp out.

I don't skimp out either...but c'mon...a scarf?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i want my scarf

We didn't take your damn scarf! Now STFU and go post another panettone thread!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy dude haha it was like 100 dollars.

Ya, really. You're, like, totally gay and all, bro

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Originally posted by Banora He pulls over, stops the car and very softly says "Now do you understand why its so important to do what I tell you?" Fucking psycho.

Indeed.

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I don't think he would have wrecked his car to do major damage, as he was basically in love with that car (I wouldn't put it past him to try and have sex with it he was so obsessed) but he would have probably would have done something minor to scare me and have an excuse to do some more work to the car.

He also knew how much I love animals and loved trying to run over them while I was in the car, then would laugh about how he 'was only trying to scare them'.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.