You can't beat riding bareback but sometimes wearing a coat is a bonus as you can last a lot longer and also you dont have to clean the sheets once you have finished.

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear i hear rumors that the quality of today's condoms has gone downhill recently. plus the price of Contex/Durex/brand condoms has multiplied by 2 (at least in Ukraine). probably they want more babies (or AIDS)

probably aids babies...

so wrong

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Originally posted by answer? when i take a piss i can light my cigarette with it. wear them no matter how much they suck. try maxx japanese thin condoms. they are bigger than normal, and not quite magnums. http://www.condom.com/kimonomaxx.html

That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one!

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

Condom sales have gone through the roof since the recession hit. People are staying in and banging like rabbits instead of going out and getting trashed and falling asleep beside each other.


To the posters on the first page suggesting the use of lube though to get the condom on easier. Make sure you use a water based lube as an oil based lube can cause a condom to break easier.

It's usually better practise not to use lube and a condom.

Just a heads up.

Getting checked for STI's is not worth going bear back. That Japs eye test is an eye watering experience!

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Originally posted by Adam420 That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one!

sucked a lot of jap cock eh?

ps boris: luxuries are always more expensive in life, and less ukranian babies with funny heads is definitely a luxury.

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Originally posted by n3lly Getting checked for STI's is not worth going bear back. That Japs eye test is an eye watering experience!

Don't be stupid, it does not hurt one bit. Comments like this stop people going for tests, and it is totally worth the minor embarrassment factor of sat in a waiting room full of retards to get the green light to shag your girl anywhere, any time with out fear of either one of you getting a nasty.

(of course she be tested and on pill, etc)

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I will agree on the clean thing though, sheets be messy after a bareback sessions, also if you don't shower right after sex, the smell of pussy is quite lasting, not always a good thing!

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even if you wear condoms you should get tested regularly you big pussy.

just wait until you do prostate exams, that shit is way worse than a q tip in your pee hole.

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Originally posted by elFreak even if you wear condoms you should get tested regularly you big pussy. just wait until you do prostate exams, that shit is way worse than a q tip in your pee hole.

You know the muscle that shoots your load out?

Ever got cramp in it?

Fucking hell. It is crippling.

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i have a tiny mexican that likes hot sauce in my pee hole.

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Originally posted by elFreak i have a tiny mexican that likes hot sauce in my pee hole.

The nachos dude?

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