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Originally posted by Slylee our roommate is hooking up with a married chick who has been married for 9 years. she said it's just "boring" now. she loves him still but they're bored. they did the swinger thing and that is what made her stray and now she hooks up with our roommate whenever she can. it really bugs me when she's here..she was here last night. it's like, "fuck bitch, go home to your husband and work shit out". it's bad enough marriage makes me nervous, i don't need people like her around confirming my fear lol

How long till the husband shows up and shoots the place up?!

My parents have been married for close to thirty and they still smack each other on the ass and flirt and kiss and make out. I don't think that dies unless you LET it die. If you don't take time to enjoy each other... eventually you get used to live without each other. We know so many couples that have been married for over 20 years (yes we usually hang out with people older than us) who are still frisky as hell and when people ask them how they do it they always say "we never had too many things to do that we couldn't spend time together". They STILL go on dates at least once a week, and a small getaway vacation at least once every other month. Happiest couples on earth.

I want to be the last human on Earth. I want to be that man who sits alone as the controls of NASA, barely clinging to life as the virus which has wiped out all of my colleagues is killing my final brain cells, wiping the humans forever out of the universe. I'm on the floor, crawling toward the final red button, the button to launch. The room is flashing red, the robotic voice again reminds me "only 23 seconds to launch. failure to launch will exhaust all booster fuel and the rocket will fail to reach space." I pull out my pocket watch and open it. In it, I see my personal loves. My wife, my kids, my PS3, and Waffles. I yell out with pain agony and I pick myself up to my knees.

10
9
8
7
I reach up with my left arm
6
5
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3
"Exterminate this."
2
I hit the big red button and the ground vibrates as the rocket ignites.
I collapse on my back, blinking slowly, for this is how the last of my energy will be used. Through the vertical mounted window, i see the rocket going into space. I have no more energy to keep my eye lids open. They close.
Now all i can do is think, think myself to death.
"there goes my seed. 48 gallons and 2 years of my sperm. My genome. In that rocket. Please, someone out there. Something out there. use it."

I die.

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Originally posted by squirrelly My parents have been married for close to thirty and they still smack each other on the ass and flirt and kiss and make out. I don't think that dies unless you LET it die. If you don't take time to enjoy each other... eventually you get used to live without each other. We know so many couples that have been married for over 20 years (yes we usually hang out with people older than us) who are still frisky as hell and when people ask them how they do it they always say "we never had too many things to do that we couldn't spend time together". They STILL go on dates at least once a week, and a small getaway vacation at least once every other month. Happiest couples on earth.

i really hope that's what we turn out like. if i have to start wearing cheerleading uniforms and blowing him in the bathroom at parties, then so be it, but we will NOT get bored god damnit lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i really hope that's what we turn out like. if i have to start wearing cheerleading uniforms and blowing him in the bathroom at parties, then so be it, but we will NOT get bored god damnit lol

Can I give you my wife's cell number?

Those kinds of couples are fantastic role models to have around lol cause you wanna be those couples. He sends me pics of old people holding hands and he's like "that'll be us" (awww)

We take that stuff seriously. Date night, once a week no matter what. We both have busy lives but we made a commitment to spend quality time with one another. You get into a routine living together and you have to MAKE that time happen. We try to do a trip every other month... that's why we'll be in Captiva in two weeks!!

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit I want to be the last human on Earth. I want to be that man who sits alone as the controls of NASA, barely clinging to life as the virus which has wiped out all of my colleagues is killing my final brain cells, wiping the humans forever out of the universe. I'm on the floor, crawling toward the final red button, the button to launch. The room is flashing red, the robotic voice again reminds me "only 23 seconds to launch. failure to launch will exhaust all booster fuel and the rocket will fail to reach space." I pull out my pocket watch and open it. In it, I see my personal loves. My wife, my kids, my PS3, and Waffles. I yell out with pain agony and I pick myself up to my knees. 10 9 8 7 I reach up with my left arm 6 5 4 3 "Exterminate this." 2 I hit the big red button and the ground vibrates as the rocket ignites. I collapse on my back, blinking slowly, for this is how the last of my energy will be used. Through the vertical mounted window, i see the rocket going into space. I have no more energy to keep my eye lids open. They close. Now all i can do is think, think myself to death. "there goes my seed. 48 gallons and 2 years of my sperm. My genome. In that rocket. Please, someone out there. Something out there. use it." I die.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by Slylee i really hope that's what we turn out like. if i have to start wearing cheerleading uniforms and blowing him in the bathroom at parties, then so be it, but we will NOT get bored god damnit lol

lol we like to keep it exciting. Sex in public places FTW Def keeps you hot for one another when you know that's a possibility wherever you go

yea but we just dont go out that much though

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Relationships and marriage take work... of course you're going to grow apart if you don't work to stay together. Kids are a big risk factor because you run the risk of growing apart because of them... but making sure you still have time for one another is what makes it work. Mini vacations, date nights, etc.

I refuse to ever disillusion myself to think that marriage is not work. That wasn't what I was getting at. See below.

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Originally posted by squirrelly I'm totally confused. What do you despise? Marriage?

I was referring to the no divorce sentiment. I should have been clearer sorry.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

-to have a lot of money (or simply be financially stable)

-to be a succesful photographer (and buy a Hasselbald )

-to be a proffesional succesful cyclist
- win tour de france (won't happen)
- win giro d italia (won't happen)
- win a thrialton (won't happen)

-to be a succesful dj and a producer(not a superstar whore)

-to make a couple of laps in a Formula 1 car

-to make my own wine and beer
-to be a "succesful" family man..



some are pretty unrealistic but the last two and the second one are gonna happen no matter what!

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Last edited by smekzg on May-28-2009 at 20:40

Ahh since this thread is now about marriage (sorry Renzo lol) what do you guys thinking about those couples that get engaged and married really young (18-21)? I don't know......I just think they are rushing things to bit and will eventually end up divorced or something. It's rare to see a couple that got married at 18 (in today's world) last.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you