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Originally posted by daffodil i'd kick him out of the apartment completely.

wouldnt be right - he lives there.

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Originally posted by daffodil and good work! guys dedicated to that get an A+ from me, teach your friends and spread the word.

hehe, that's sorta funny...

I did teach my one friend. He was with his gf late one night in his house, both his parents were asleep (hey, I'm only 16). He was doing it to her, and she let out a rather loud moan, waking/stirring the mother. His mom walked in on her son eating/fingering a nakkid chick... Oh man, they were both FUCKED for about a month after that one

^True story, hilarious as hell (hey, it wasn't me this time! )

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anyone here that thinks foreplay is better than sex?coz i do

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Originally posted by `pr0digy hehe, that's sorta funny... I did teach my one friend. He was with his gf late one night in his house, both his parents were asleep (hey, I'm only 16). He was doing it to her, and she let out a rather loud moan, waking/stirring the mother. His mom walked in on her son eating/fingering a nakkid chick... Oh man, they were both FUCKED for about a month after that one ^True story, hilarious as hell (hey, it wasn't me this time! )

someone needs to bump the walk in stories thread. i forgot about that one in the best threads ever thread.

Saran Wrap wtf?

I'd also laugh if some girl would only give me oral if I wore a condom.

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Originally posted by UWM Saran Wrap wtf? I'd also laugh if some girl would only give me oral if I wore a condom.

i actually did give oral through a condom once. i hated it.

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Originally posted by butterfly i actually did give oral through a condom once. i hated it.

i don't think i'd do it. you poor thing, that must have been miserable! i don't have any stories really about people walking in on me, a few about me walking in on others. who's going to resurrect the thread? i'll go digging for it after my exam tonight, which i'm supposed to be studying for right now. oops.

ya you're smart, "saran wrap, condoms yuck, gimme herpes!"

you know they do make somehting called a lock.

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Originally posted by jdjd ya you're smart, "saran wrap, condoms yuck, gimme herpes!"

actually, i was angling for chlamydia.

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Originally posted by daffodil actually, i was angling for chlamydia.

*clap**clap*


If the girl I was with pulled out seran wrap I'd at least be happier than if she pulled out the tin foil

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Originally posted by Redeye *clap**clap* If the girl I was with pulled out seran wrap I'd at least be happier than if she pulled out the tin foil

syphilis is the clap. practically no one knows that.