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I didn't actually vote for the US, but lately, I wish I did 
lets see if I can keep this to one reply 
Ok, about the crack, smack, and pot, I dumbed stuff done, my aim was to be patronising, obviously failed, so I'll explain what I meant
Cocaine was illegalised due to it being quite popular amoungst the black population of new york, and to pass the law quicker newspapers ran stories of "crazed black men on cocaine" raping and pillaging the streets of new york, which is complete bullshit of course 
Opium was illegalised as it was fairly popular with the chinese in port towns, and opium made the chinese lads work harder, faster, and longer. Uncle sam didn't like it. It was depriving some lazy ass american bum out of a job, so the spin was put on that opium from the chinese was the cause of unemployment in these port towns, and Opium was quickly illegalised
(I've saved the best til last)
Cannabis was first made illegal by california, as there was a spate of violent crime, and by sheer coincidence there was a lot of mexican soldiers in california at the time, someone thought it was a good idea to blame those crazy stoner mexicans!. Violent Crime, on stoners, only in America . Louisiana was next as Cannabis was fairly popular in the 'jazz' scene, and everyone knows whites don't like 'Jazz', and a few black folks were making a lot of money importing pot from cuba, this was quickly halted, and those darn negroes were put back in there shackles 
Marijuana isnt a problem when it's legal, as you don't have to goto dirty drug dealers, and come into contact with other drugs that you wouldn't come into contact with if, say, you walked into a Cafe and bought a pre rolled joint, so by illegalising cannabis, you've put good honest stoners at risk......
that all right for you enervate? good
now a few other things
The IRA aren't a political party you spastic, they are a terrorist organisation. Sinn Fein on the other hand, ARE a political party, and some of the members have strong ties with the IRA, I can see where you got confused, so we'll leave that one 
Somalia, why is it a terrorist breeding ground? oh yeah, you stuck you big fat heads in and didn't finish the job, well done on that one by the way, black hawk downs a great movie too 
| quote: | | such as 'the US involves itself here, and fights all these wars there' etc etc. first off- almost every war we have become involved in was for the sole purpose of protection of ourselves and our allies from being overrun by tyrannical and deadly political forces. |
yeah those vietnamese kiddies really deserved that one didnt they 
yes I did get that Japan thing quite wrong didn't I, it's "shoot second, decimate two of the largest cities in the world, and don't ask any questions" 
Moving onto another point. What the hell kind of country elects a man that says this on live TV
| quote: | It's amazing I won, I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency
George W Bush, June 14th 2001
Speaking to the swedish prime minister, unaware he was on live TV |
but then again, you didn't elect him, you elected Al Gore, which leads me to another point. Seeing as Al Gore recieved 539,898 more votes than the big W, why the fuck isnt he president? I'll tell you why, because America stinks. Georges brother, Jeb, made sure felons could not vote in florida. Only they didn't make sure everyone who was ineligible was a felon, hell all they needed was a similar name /birthdate, and the vote was taken away from them. Like Linda Howell. Who's Linda Howell you ask? Linda Howell was the elections supervisor for Madison County florida, never commiting a crime in her life, but due to good old Jeb, she and many others couldn't vote. Did I forget to mention that Florida is a state which votes mainly democratic? Probably didn't did I, silly me. Also there was a bit of a sham with the voting booths as well. 3000 Jewish grannies voted for Al Gore, but thanks to Katherine Harris (the woman responsible for the Florida elections and perhaps coincidentally co chairwoman of George W Bush's campaign), these jewish grannies voted for the Anti Sematic candidate, Pat Buchanan...... but hey, whats done is done, so back to bitching about Bush 
Your president cannot read past a 4th grade level. When asked what his favourite childhood book was he replied "the hungry caterpillar", which is would be fairly respectable if the book hadn't been pusblished 2 years after he finished college. He doesn't read his briefing papers, occasionally having them read out to him. Now no offence, but isn't the worlds most powerful man supposed to have half a brain? not in America!
Then we move onto the ACTUAL president of the US, Dick Cheney (cos face it, George does fuck all). First some background information on Dick
* Dick voted against the equal rights amendment
* Dick voted against funding for the head start program
* Dick voted against a house resolution calling for South Africa to release Nelson Mandela
* Dick even voted against federal funding for abortions even in cases of incest and rape
as you can probably tell he's a stand up guy, but there more!
* Dick was Richard Nixons white house counsel!
* Dick went to war with Panama and Iraq when daddy was in charge!
In between the Bush regimes Dick was CEO of Halliburton industries, a very large oil company that has significant dealings with regressive governments like Burma and Iraq. In 2000, during the campaign, Dick said Halliburton had nothing to do with Iraq, and everybody accepted it. In June 2001, the Washington Post revealed Halliburton and it's subsiduaries were doing business with Iraq!
madness!
and thats just one of Bush's cronies, I've got a big list if you want me to carry on at a later date 
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