i'm not exactly sure how, but this guy has to be involved:

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That picture is disturbing

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Originally posted by Swamper That picture is disturbing

omg!

i cant believe swampy isnt in the 3 way !

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Originally posted by Swamper That picture is disturbing

oh swamper ..
thanks for stopping by ..

disturbing you have not been written to the p0rn movie ..
what role would you like to play ?

female nipple fluffer ?

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she should be banned for having a penis in her pants and posting that picture

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Originally posted by Caela i'm not exactly sure how, but this guy has to be involved:

no.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit she should be banned for having a penis in her pants and posting that picture

ok i don't have a penis in my pants, or even a penis at all.

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dude how hard is it to photoshop a hand holding a sign in front of someone. Image > Extract. Image size 30% Ctrl-a ctrl-C other pic Ctrl-v shift N to nudge it into place and bing.

and wtf Leopold! I still dont get it haha

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Originally posted by Orbax dude how hard is it to photoshop a hand holding a sign in front of someone. Image > Extract. Image size 30% Ctrl-a ctrl-C other pic Ctrl-v shift N to nudge it into place and bing. and wtf Leopold! I still dont get it haha

it's going to be the movie that is going to stir the whole independent film industry by storm ... forget 'memento' .. forget 'godsfred park' .. forget 'the piano' and all those sappy low budget films .. this is it .. '3 way me!' is going to be the w1nner ! ..

watch out toronto! here we come!
..



and in case you havent noticed .. . we are trying to produce a p0rn flic called '3 way me!' with 3 lesbian stars (mel, theresa, and caela)

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Originally posted by Caela ok i don't have a penis in my pants, or even a penis at all.

i know im joking.. how about coffee saturday night?

you forgot the one important thing needed to take this movie to the next level .. MARKETING !!!
i volunteer my services..
or lighting !!
i also volunteer..
i dont care. as long as i get to see the boobies.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit i know im joking.. how about coffee saturday night?

mmmm dunkin donuts sounds really good right now

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Originally posted by Caela mmmm dunkin donuts sounds really good right now

if only you lived in burlington ON

I should clarify:

I dont understand my role as pimp in this whole production. Am I backstage or what.

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Originally posted by Orbax I should clarify: I dont understand my role as pimp in this whole production. Am I backstage or what.

no no pimp like huggy bear...you walk around in furs and slap people that are being "jive turkeys" or whatever the fuck fake pimps from the 70's say

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Originally posted by Orbax I should clarify: I dont understand my role as pimp in this whole production. Am I backstage or what.

oh no ..
we are planning to have floorfiller and you interact with the lesbians in the flic .. are you comfortable with that ??

or we can always demote you to something like bodyguard ??

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Originally posted by dj_bas no no pimp like huggy bear...you walk around in furs and slap people that are being "jive turkeys" or whatever the fuck fake pimps from the 70's say

exactly.

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so is that like Im slapping people and stuff as they try to eat my donuts and someone says something and I can walk in front of the camera as Im going over to slap them and you just leave it in because pimps can go wherever they want

ok so lets start act 1 scene one

whos the director here?

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit ok so lets start act 1 scene one whos the director here?

HOLY SHIT!! i'll be the director!

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Originally posted by dj_bas HOLY SHIT!! i'll be the director!

ok start.. but i want to have a scene with me showing off my pharoa staff

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Originally posted by dj_bas HOLY SHIT!! i'll be the director!

mezzir is teh directer...

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Originally posted by dinoXpress mezzir is teh directer...

mezzir is too busy looking at big boobs to be concerned with.. oh wait.. thats me

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch it's going to be the movie that is going to stir the whole independent film industry by storm ... forget 'memento' .. forget 'godsfred park' .. forget 'the piano' and all those sappy low budget films .. this is it .. '3 way me!' is going to be the w1nner ! .. watch out toronto! here we come! .. and in case you havent noticed .. . we are trying to produce a p0rn flic called '3 way me!' with 3 lesbian stars (mel, theresa, and caela)

d00d, i have an idea for the script. Ive just jotted down some notes that may change the face of the porn industry forever!!



[fade into mels breasts]

"ba doink!!!!" (sound of the nip nips coming erect)

Mel: "thanks Mr nip nip fluffer"

[fade out of mels breasts]

[fade into Theresas breasts]

"ba doink!!!!" (sound of the nip nips coming erect)

Theresas: "Your my hero Mr nip nip fluffer"

[fade out of Theresas breasts]

[fade into caela breasts]

"ba doink!!!!" (sound of the nip nips coming erect)

caela: "You Fluffed me up good & hard"

[fade out of caela breasts]

*A monster Truck smashes through a house; exploding it into a million pieces*

End.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ *A monster Truck smashes through a house; exploding it into a million pieces* End. [/I]

fuck man.. i wanted to get some actoin before exploding and shit

act 1 scene 1
setting: day, int. gym - main weight room

camera pans over workout equipment to lesbian personal trainer working with lesbian gym member #1

*ad lib* (because most porn is)

act 1 scene 2
setting: day, int. gym - shower
lesbian gym member #1 and lesbian personal trainer get to toe sucking and general nipple rubbage

girls make out to 69 pos.
personal trainer moves to locker, removes 9inch strap on and makes snide remark

ok wait...i'll do more when i'm hornier

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ d00d, i have an idea for the script. Ive just jotted down some notes that may change the face of the porn industry forever!! [fade into mels breasts] "ba doink!!!!" (sound of the nip nips coming erect) Mel: "thanks Mr nip nip fluffer" [fade out of mels breasts] [fade into Theresas breasts] "ba doink!!!!" (sound of the nip nips coming erect) Theresas: "Your my hero Mr nip nip fluffer" [fade out of Theresas breasts] [fade into caela breasts] "ba doink!!!!" (sound of the nip nips coming erect) caela: "You Fluffed me up good & hard" [fade out of caela breasts] *A monster Truck smashes through a house; exploding it into a million pieces* End.

good.. but if we want any awards.. were gonna need 2 monster trucks.

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that's w33t material there ..

..

but i think this is the perfect p0rn flick to use dave dresden .. we can use the track 'as the rush comes' ... no prono flick has used this track before ..

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit fuck man.. i wanted to get some actoin before exploding and shit

Sex on the back of the Monstar truck while it is smashing through a whole Block of houses then??

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Originally posted by dinoXpress good.. but if we want any awards.. were gonna need 2 monster trucks.

yes.
i concur.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Sex on the back of the Monstar truck while it is smashing through a whole Block of houses then??

sex on the back of 2 monster trucks!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress sex on the back of 2 monster trucks!

wow that rocks my chasis

dude
chassis

and note that clever titles could be made out of chassis

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Originally posted by Orbax dude chassis and note that clever titles could be made out of chassis

special features mini-flick?

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Originally posted by dinoXpress special features mini-flicks?

yerrrr!! with midgets riding mopeds & wearing latex.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ yerrrr!! with midgets riding mopeds & wearing latex.

sounds like teh CRUE concert i went to!!!!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress sounds like teh CRUE concert i went to!!!!

are they anything like the cure?

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Originally posted by dj_bas are they anything like the cure?

he means Teh Motley Crue noob!

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