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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL Ricola Lemon Mint herbal cough drops are so fuking yummy.

YOUR ASS IS YUMMY

Seriously though. Great ass.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous fastlane is so awesomely horrible. *pops in DVDs*

oh man i love that show. That was when Tiffany Amber Thiessen became Tiffany Thiessen. then I died a little inside.

barbina could take a lesson from Billy. A hot lesbian that knows how ot take charchge...not some faggy lesiban that just like, cries and shit.

hey barb, you shoudl hang out with kathy griffen, she digs gay peoplesses...she scould probably make your parenst lol then accept your lifestyle.

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Originally posted by Frenchie But mine would be Tricia Orleans.

Sounds like she should be singing "Voulez vous coucher avec moi"

I am so sick of farming subsidies. The Georgia tomato growers are applying for federal assistance because of the salmonella problem last month. Their tomatoes didnt actually have salmonella, but people stopped buying them anyways (obviously).

You know, I wish I could apply for federal assistance every time I feel like Ive been screwed by the system. That would be nice.

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argh. i'm not doing that again in a while. thought i'd t ake the dog for a quick walk at 1pm, decided to go further than normal, ended up in a village 3 miles away then got given wrong directions which sent me back on myself and added another 2 miles onto the walk home. Argh. can't move now after nearly 3 hours

I'm giving a massive seminar about Tropical Storm Erin this afternoon at a National Weather Service Conference here in Shreveport.

i'm nervous as a virgin

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Originally posted by tubularbills I'm giving a massive seminar about Thttp://img.tranceaddict.com/images/icons/new/0711/icons/sneakerpimp.gif Sneaker Pimpropical Storm Erin this afternoon at a National Weather Service Conference here in Shreveport. i'm nervous as a virgin

Suck it up princess. Be prepared for an onslaught of questions. Accuweather is also said to be there - and will be questioning many of the things the military did. Lies! I am so full of lies!

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie I am so sick of farming subsidies. The Georgia tomato growers are applying for federal assistance because of the salmonella problem last month. Their tomatoes didnt actually have salmonella, but people stopped buying them anyways (obviously). You know, I wish I could apply for federal assistance every time I feel like Ive been screwed by the system. That would be nice.

The farm bill. The End.


Oh and I have too many fucking chicks hitting on my on the phone. I am at work! Not here to fucking entertain or imaginary fuck you!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by iammesol Sounds like she should be singing "Voulez vous coucher avec moi"

Sing it? Shit, son, I have that tattooed on my back.

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Originally posted by narcism i cant get no sleepppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Theres too much rain, in paradise.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Theres too much rain, in paradise.

whaaaaaaaa????????

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Originally posted by narcism whaaaaaaaa????????

A better track imho by Mr. Tannenberger.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel A better track imho by Mr. Tannenberger.

u wish

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Originally posted by narcism u wish

hahaha nah. I prefer it over that track. Not that either are bad, but it is just better imho.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Haha, I like how my drunk posts were totally looked over. Go me!

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Originally posted by bas Haha, I like how my drunk posts were totally looked over. Go me!

FAG!!!!!!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Personal training = win. Ibiza bod here I come!

And also.....I have a ticket to see Sia......whoooooop!

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Originally posted by stace Ibiza bod here I come!

........go on....

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Originally posted by bas ........go on....

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Originally posted by stace

That was an invitation to keep talking about your body and/or Ibiza.

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Originally posted by bas That was an invitation to keep talking about your body and/or Ibiza.

Ahhh I see.

Well my body is happy because I am currently filling it with curry, although not so good post gym session I guess but ho hum.

I will have core muscles of steel I tell thee.

.....and......does anyone have a good excuse to get me out of wine tasting speed dating tomorrow.....jeez I hate that I agree to everything these days.

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Originally posted by stace Ahhh I see. Well my body is happy because I am currently filling it with curry, although not so good post gym session I guess but ho hum. I will have core muscles of steel I tell thee. .....and......does anyone have a good excuse to get me out of wine tasting speed dating tomorrow.....jeez I hate that I agree to everything these days.

you can tutor me on double entry T chart things

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Originally posted by Ian you can tutor me on double entry T chart things

T accounts.

Sure thing, although it is YEARS since I used them.

How can I help you good sir?

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Originally posted by stace T accounts. Sure thing, although it is YEARS since I used them. How can I help you good sir?

magically make everything appear in my head and stay there! I was halfway through them today when i went for a walk to clear my head. 3 hours later & those few miles resulting in sore legs & i didn't much feel like it

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Originally posted by Ian magically make everything appear in my head and stay there! I was halfway through them today when i went for a walk to clear my head. 3 hours later & those few miles resulting in sore legs & i didn't much feel like it

But I cant even keep it in my own head.

The amount of knowledge I left behind in all of those exam halls is crazy! Maybe if you head over to Excel you can retrieve some of it?

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Originally posted by stace .....and......does anyone have a good excuse to get me out of wine tasting speed dating tomorrow.....jeez I hate that I agree to everything these days.

Explosive diarrhea.

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Originally posted by bas Explosive diarrhea.

Not tonight thank you.

Went to court today for my ticket (see this post). I was contesting it, and when I get sworn in and everything, the judge says, "You're here today because you received a citation for... umm... Speed too fast for... conditions?" with a perplexed " is that?" look on his face. We were told at the beginning that all officers were required to give a written statement if they weren't asked to appear. The douchebag cop didn't give a written statement, and as a result my ticket was dismissed. Only reason I can think of that he wouldn't do it was because he knew that the ticket was bullshit and there was absolutely no evidence to back it up.

I r winrar!

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Originally posted by idoru Went to court today for my ticket (see this post). I was contesting it, and when I get sworn in and everything, the judge says, "You're here today because you received a citation for... umm... Speed too fast for... conditions?" with a perplexed " is that?" look on his face. We were told at the beginning that all officers were required to give a written statement if they weren't asked to appear. The douchebag cop didn't give a written statement, and as a result my ticket was dismissed. Only reason I can think of that he wouldn't do it was because he knew that the ticket was bullshit and there was absolutely no evidence to back it up. I r winrar!

w00t!!!!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.