Wait, I just had a thought... You don't keep that statue in your house, do you?
I'd hate to wake up in the middle of the night thirsty and have to walk by it in order to get a drink.....

There was something like that when I was kid on that show Tales from the Crypt. Some guy went and bought an indian statue and brought it home and then it killed him later with it's hatchet.
I'm scared.

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hahahaha! no i had a friend growing up who's dad carved these indian and bear statues and sold them, the picture was taken at his house, so maybe he had a few evil run in's with her in the middle of the night but not me!

I had a Buddha head in my room but I had to move it cuz everytime I would wake up in the middle of the night I could see it staring at me. I bought it in hopes of it bringing a little senernity.... Bah.

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Originally posted by jennypie I have the same earrings!

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Originally posted by Vlad Ya think so? Sorry luv, but this pic is so damn good... PS: I love that I know how to pick women.

Wow, I knew you were pathetic but saving pics of girls you'll never have the chance to sleep with is even more pathetic. Do you actually enjoy "protesting" your love over a forum to random females, what a loser you are.

Heres what you posted directed towards me earlier, this one makes me laugh a lot.

- Receding hair line, shitty genetics.

- I might have my own little persona on here, but the girls here love me whether they have met me or not.

- A 26 year old who is spending an aweful amount of time on a forum arguing with people about looks, jobs and money; and than insulting someone about a receding hairline when you yourself shave your head to hide it... priceless.

You might have your ownl little persona but the girls "love" me wether they met me or not??
What the fuck is that about, jesus christ are you that pathetic. Do you actually get your thrills from that. Girls will love you? HaHaHa how by sending you some pussy over the net moron.

Your calling me a 26 year old who is spending an aweful amount of time on a forum agruing. Are you fucking kidding me.
LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE YOU MORON. Have you lost track of time?
First of all I'm 25 years old and I'm already a manager at a huge facility you dumb fuck. You average almost 10 posts a day on this forum I only come on once in a while to have a laugh or two reading the pathetic posts made by you. Do you have anything better to do? You probably have the highest post average in the forums. Grow up man, your 22 years old. Stop wasting so much of your youth on the internet and go do something, I think there is an old lady who needs help crossing the street somewhere.

Even if you are attending college get a job or something. Make better use of your time you loser. Instead of babbling about how hot this girl looks and that girl looks followed by some random comment about what you would like to do to her if you had her. You'll realize what I mean one day when you have a career and a woman by your side/

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Originally posted by DJ SKEZ Wow, I knew you were pathetic but saving pics of girls you'll never have the chance to sleep with is even more pathetic. Do you actually enjoy "protesting" your love over a forum to random females, what a loser you are. Heres what you posted directed towards me earlier, this one makes me laugh a lot. - Receding hair line, shitty genetics. - I might have my own little persona on here, but the girls here love me whether they have met me or not. - A 26 year old who is spending an aweful amount of time on a forum arguing with people about looks, jobs and money; and than insulting someone about a receding hairline when you yourself shave your head to hide it... priceless. You might have your ownl little persona but the girls "love" me wether they met me or not?? What the fuck is that about, jesus christ are you that pathetic. Do you actually get your thrills from that. Girls will love you? HaHaHa how by sending you some pussy over the net moron. Your calling me a 26 year old who is spending an aweful amount of time on a forum agruing. Are you fucking kidding me. LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE YOU MORON. Have you lost track of time? First of all I'm 25 years old and I'm already a manager at a huge facility you dumb fuck. You average almost 10 posts a day on this forum I only come on once in a while to have a laugh or two reading the pathetic posts made by you. Do you have anything better to do? You probably have the highest post average in the forums. Grow up man, your 22 years old. Stop wasting so much of your youth on the internet and go do something, I think there is an old lady who needs help crossing the street somewhere. Even if you are attending college get a job or something. Make better use of your time you loser. Instead of babbling about how hot this girl looks and that girl looks followed by some random comment about what you would like to do to her if you had her. You'll realize what I mean one day when you have a career and a woman by your side/

I don't have a problem with you, but to be honest I'm not sure why you haven't been suspended if not banned as of yet o_O

Oh and one more thing, shave my head to hide it, Priceless. You dumb twat, I have a full head of hair where did this random accusation directed towards me come from.

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Originally posted by Demoted I don't have a problem with you, but to be honest I'm not sure why you haven't been suspended if not banned as of yet o_O

Like I said I have no problems with any other poster. But I'm just pointing out the facts about Vlad the pathetic fag.

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Guy, youre funny.

I dont have the pic saved, unlike your ignoranus self might think - I just copied and pasted the URL from another section.

Second... manager huh? Congrats. Ill be a Pediatrician and Pediatric/Adolescent Nutritionist (I really want to help prevent child obesity) in about 5 to 10 years - and in one years salary, Ill make what you made in those 5-10 years while I was in school.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

LMFAO @ this fucking twit.

Honey, lunch was great! Ummm...can we have buttsex later instead? I'm going to go stand up for myself on the internet!

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Originally posted by Vlad Guy, youre funny. I dont have the pic saved, unlike your ignoranus self might think - I just copied and pasted the URL from another section. Second... manager huh? Congrats. Ill be a Pediatrician and Pediatric/Adolescent Nutritionist (I really want to help prevent child obesity) in about 5 to 10 years - and in one years salary, Ill make what you made in those 5-10 years while I was in school.

Keep telling yourself that you retard. Your so pathetic. In about 2 years I'm moving up from service manager to facility manager you dumb twat. That pays about 110k a year. How will you be making more money than me as a Pediatric/Adolescent nutritionist than a high level manager at a huge outfit like Cintas. So your telling me you'll make in a year what I would make in about 5 years. So you'll make half a mill in one year as a Pediatric nutritionist. Stop fucking lying, your a nutritionist not a heart or brain surgeon. How do you even find the time to go to school and socialize when you spend so much of your time on a trance forum. Reality is that your just another pathetic guy behind his comp.

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Originally posted by DigitalMP LMFAO @ this fucking twit. Honey, lunch was great! Ummm...can we have buttsex later instead? I'm going to go stand up for myself on the internet!

I feel like Im "arguing" with a 12 year old... every other word is a curse word or some lame attempt at trying to insult me.


Hold on, let me attempt to care... just a little bit...

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OMG he insulted me on the intarweb, I hope he doesnt threaten me and says hes gonna come to my house and kick my ass

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Ok, I tried.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by DJ SKEZ Keep telling yourself that you retard. Your so pathetic. In about 2 years I'm moving up from service manager to facility manager you dumb twat. That pays about 110k a year. How will you be making more money than me as a Pediatric/Adolescent nutritionist than a high level manager at a huge outfit like Cintas. So your telling me you'll make in a year what I would make in about 5 years. So you'll make half a mill in one year as a Pediatric nutritionist. Stop fucking lying, your a nutritionist not a heart or brain surgeon. How do you even find the time to go to school and socialize when you spend so much of your time on a trance forum. Reality is that your just another pathetic guy behind his comp.

You are both fucking old and stupid.

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Originally posted by DigitalMP LMFAO @ this fucking twit. Honey, lunch was great! Ummm...can we have buttsex later instead? I'm going to go stand up for myself on the internet!

Believe me I'm laughing at you 2 dumbass. What is that statement supposed to make me pause. Look Sylvest don't even start with me. Why don't you go clean up your nose a little, theres some coke hanging from it.

LMFAO @ backing yourself with claims that can't be verified.