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Originally posted by Trance Nutter So, how's your penis?

i wear the penis in the relationship

let it be known across the lands that jolz loves big cox

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Originally posted by kadomony let it be known across the lands that jolz loves big cox

booyea

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Originally posted by narcism facebook haha todays attack on sam's wall i also stole the tagging off him

TAG STEALER!


and lololololololool

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Originally posted by iammesol TAG STEALER! and lololololololool

bite me

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Originally posted by narcism bite me

chompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchomp
chompchompchompchompchompchomp



Man I went up to someone today, and was totally like OMG I KNOW SIED VAN RIEL'S FRIEND JOLZ! LIKE OMG!

and they were like omg

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Originally posted by iammesol chompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchompchomp chompchompchompchompchompchomp Man I went up to someone today, and was totally like OMG I KNOW SIED VAN RIEL'S FRIEND JOLZ! LIKE OMG! and they were like omg

you heard it here first, sister!

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Originally posted by kadomony let it be known across the lands that jolz loves big cox

who didnt know that ?

MEBECAUSEI'MDRUNKYOUCOOKIEMONSTERMOTHERTRUCKER

*pulls string*

buuuuunh buuuuuuunh

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Originally posted by Fpcookie who didnt know that ?

well point taken

i can't find the chat transcript, but basically jolz requires you to pull down your pants before you date her (to make sure, ya' know)

name
age
penis size


its always a prerequisite

Sam
19 (freshly so)
the size of a sam's penis


do i pass the test?

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Originally posted by narcism name age penis size (pics, or you're a pindick) its always a prerequisite

Fixed...?

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I've decided to pull and compile some of the creamiest tracks off my library for the cor public, before I move out. Just cause I love you guys so much. It would be my last recording in this bedroom. I think, I'll dub each track too.

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Originally posted by Frenchie My pussy is cold, please light my fire.

Sleep well in the land of the Queen's, yo. And like... Mel's born. And have a good day. And have many of emily's enchilada's by the sea shore.










Cognizant.

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Originally posted by Axer I've decided to pull and compile some of the creamiest tracks off my library for the cor public, before I move out. Just cause I love you guys so much. It would be my last recording in this bedroom. I think, I'll dub each track too.

What do you spin again?

Aside from bullshit

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Originally posted by Sushipunk What do you spin again? Aside from bullshit

I usually spin party and bullshit!

This is minimal track list.

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Originally posted by Frenchie My pussy is cold, please light my fire.

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Originally posted by Axer I usually spin party and bullshit! This is minimal track list.

Look forward to hearing it then.

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Originally posted by Axer I usually spin big clob best ****ry in the hole worlds

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Hell yeah asparagus and swiss omelet. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Originally posted by jennypie Hell yeah asparagus and swiss omelet. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

haha, your piss smells

Got my wisdom teeth out this morning.

Woo!

Fun evening ahead.

I'm off to work, standing outside in humid rainy weather wearing a uniform. 13 hour shift, plus preperations, gearing up and travelling time - I'm leaving at 5pm and I'll be back around 10am tomorrow.

Then I'm going to have the biggest plate of strawberry pancakes I've ever eaten.

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Originally posted by Project-K Fun evening ahead. I'm off to work, standing outside in humid rainy weather wearing a uniform. 13 hour shift, plus preperations, gearing up and travelling time - I'm leaving at 5pm and I'll be back around 10am tomorrow. Then I'm going to have the biggest plate of strawberry pancakes I've ever eaten.

oh man pancakes sound good.......... *thinks of who to call to join me in IHOP*

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Fucking weather. I`ve lost two adsl modems and a router to ligning strikes in two days.
I lost my modem and router yesterday when our house took a direct hit from a lightning, and tnday i lost a rented modem the same way while a friend of mine was getting me drunk.
Seriously, finding another toasted modem when you come home drunk is enough to spoil your good mood. Thank the maker for my faithful nokia without which i woudnt be able to post this rant.

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Originally posted by Moongoose Fucking weather. I`ve lost two adsl modems and a router to ligning strikes in two days. I lost my modem and router yesterday when our house took a direct hit from a lightning, and tnday i lost a rented modem the same way while a friend of mine was getting me drunk. Seriously, finding another toasted modem when you come home drunk is enough to spoil your good mood. Thank the maker for my faithful nokia without which i woudnt be able to post this rant.

Your house got struck by lightning?

Jesus. Forget the modem(s) man, you're lucky your house didn't burn to the ground.

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Originally posted by nchs09 oh man pancakes sound good.......... *thinks of who to call to join me in IHOP*

IHOP gives diabetes