Bah I was banned again...

i was going to post a new thread, but decided not to and will post this here:

"Severe Weather hits the midwest!"

softball sized hail was reported in Amarillo, TX. 10 reports of tornadoes on the ground.

current watches/warnings


15% of tornadoes [10% chance greater than EF2]:


i wanna go chasing

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Originally posted by 47120-2 Bah I was banned again...

lol

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Originally posted by tubularbills

Those Oklahoma bastards, eh? We were just talking about that today.

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Originally posted by tubularbills i wanna go chasing

I bet you're just itchin' to go.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Those Oklahoma bastards, eh? We were just talking about that today.

i got to brief our command staff and incoming shift on what was going on. it was pretty sweet. the whole time i was looking at everything, i was just thinking, "i wanna goo!!!!!!!"

i'm such a nerd, i went home and watched the radar waiting for something to happen. well, that was after i gave my dog a bath. she was kinda smelly. LOL

I was bored and took 30 mg Ambien about fifteen minutes ago. Chances are I won't remember writing this post, but we'll see.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I was bored and took 30 mg Ambien about fifteen minutes ago. Chances are I won't remember writing this post, but we'll see.

Is that stuff by prescription only? And does it work? And do you feel like shit the next day?

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Is that stuff by prescription only?

Yeah.

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And does it work?

I find that it doesn't knock me out very effectively at all. Mostly it makes me feel weird in a somewhat pleasant way.

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And do you feel like shit the next day?

I did last time. I don't have anything to do tomorrow, so I can spare a day I guess.

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Originally posted by 47120-2 Bah I was banned again...

Do not blame teh UWM this time.

storm reports from today's storms in the central conus:

0134 275 MCLEAN GRAY TX 3523 10060 LOCAL TELEVISION SPOTTER REPORTED BASEBALL SIZE HAIL AT STATE HIGHWAY 273 AND INTERSTATE 40. (AMA)

2340 450 PANTEX CARSON TX 3532 10158 SOFTBALL SIZE HAIL AT PANTEX (AMA)

OVER 20 CONFIRMED TORNADOES.

one of which was one the ground for almost 30 minutes in kansas. holy fuck!

if any of that stuff was about 100 miles east, all of I-35 would have been fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

0235 90 8 NE OGALLALA KEITH NE 4121 10161 90 MPH WIND REPORTED AT NE CORNER OF LAKE MCCONAUGHY. (LBF)

that's right folks, hurricane force winds in a STRAIGHT LINE DOWNBURST outside of Lincoln, NE.

ok, i'm a dork, and i'm reading storm reports....but this shit is amazing.

0152 1 E BIRD CITY CHEYENNE KS 3975 10151 DESCRIBED BY MEDIA AS 1/2 MILE WIDE TORNADO WITH POWER FLASHES. VIEWED FROM 2 MILES SOUTH OF MCDONALD LOOKING WEST TOWARD BIRD CITY (GLD)

1/2 mile wide tornado.

Holy Tornado!


/Will Ferrell

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hi will!

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Yeah. I find that it doesn't knock me out very effectively at all. Mostly it makes me feel weird in a somewhat pleasant way. I did last time. I don't have anything to do tomorrow, so I can spare a day I guess.

I want to get something that isnt going to make me feel like I was on drugs the night before.

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I wanna see the cow fly.

Rating so far: Ambien serves pretty well for a diversion on an otherwise boring night.

Now when I'm typing, it's almost like I can hear a voice saying the words along with me. My attention is pretty fractured, and I have this nearly constant sensation that I'm leaning over toward the floor, like the floor has some extra gravitational pull or something and I have to resist it.

Weird noises are coming into my head. The windy noise of the fan seems to be turning into a strange, animalish groan of some kind. Shivery kinds of noises, too, and sometimes ones far off

I just imagined that the white typing space was the shirt of a big fat guy. And it was breathing in and out as I typed on the fat guy's shirt.

Sounds suggest colors and shapes.

The screen is swimming, it looks slightly underwater. The colors flow. The keyboard keys sort of sound like voices.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie I want to get something that isnt going to make me feel like I was on drugs the night before.

LOL all the good drugs make you feel like it the next morning.

When I sit still for any length of time I start to feel "crowded," like I have a bunch of warm people sitting right around me.

Noise gets transmuted into speech.

I look at an instant message window and it looks like a little slip of paper, like I could just pluck it off the screen.

Voices, sounds. All indistinct, can't tell what they're saying.

Strike the key and wield the axe.

LOL
i just watched the 300
that was without a doubt the shittiest movie i've seen in a long long time

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I look at an instant message window and it looks like a little slip of paper, like I could just pluck it off the screen.

I've watched someone try to do this. I lol'd and felt bad.

i just did the lamest thing imaginable. it was more cliche than that book you read. my mom was coming in my room as i was hitting the bong, and i said "don't come in im doing homework naked"

the reason for this is that i realize me doing homework alone was not enough of a reason for her not to come in.

Hearing these sloppy sounds mixed with shouts.

So many voices, snatches of songs.

Everything is so slow and yet fragmented. Power of concentration and attention are mostly gone. Hallucinated that some stuff in a box was moving around of its own will.

Weird little pills.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps i just did the lamest thing imaginable. it was more cliche than that book you read. my mom was coming in my room as i was hitting the bong, and i said "don't come in im doing homework naked" the reason for this is that i realize me doing homework alone was not enough of a reason for her not to come in.

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thats lame... oh i went to vanc, its pretty nice there lol...

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Originally posted by 47120-2 ... ... ... thats lame... oh i went to vanc, its pretty nice there lol...

who the fuck are you nou?

Sloppy sounds of mating humans. Flop flop flop.

Little stingers, guarded in cylinders. Go forth and learn war. Learn what has built the empire.

The screen looks like a cockpit, white expanse of air, hazy, and on all sides my controls.