but ever once in a while he would try to remember how he got there on the plain and why on earth he was flying to china

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as he thought the story changes to what happend getting him on the plain and so im going to start at the begining way befor he was born to the actual event that put things in motion

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his dad was born

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and to save space his mom was born and then they met and got married and had him and then beleive it or not RAISED him HA HA HA

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so now that the story pretty much died lets bring it up to speed

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so he was in china as a little boy running along the beach with a wead wacker

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thats right meant for whacking weAds which are europena gum balls

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so hes in china as a little kid then a bunch of stuff happend and eventually he wound up in south africa as a super moddle for super nintendo

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AND FINALLY this is where the story really begins

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as a moddle he is required to do alot of drugs like diet pills and laxitives and hernia-helpers and carateen

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now since these arent your ordinary drugs like pot and crack he was paying a BUTT load for them becuse its south africa and the have a shit load of trouble importing drugs....

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