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Uncle Jesse and Tony Montana would be great presidents in theory, but you have to look at what kind of example they've set for America; this is where Chuck Norris comes into play.

Chuck Norris' love for the good ol` US of A, his 'Kick Drugs' foundation and his martial 'arab/asian ass kicking' art skills are a winning combination for the fight against terrorism aswell as being a brilliant leader.

Fuck Uncle Same, CHUCK NORRIS WANTS YOU!
Chuck Norris is a pioneer, who else can create and act in movies where Americans never die, when you never have to duck from a hail of bullets, where you can ride a motor bike that fires highly accurate rocket propelled grenades and where you don't even have to aim to kill an enemy.

Chuck Norris is clearly the man for the Job, he even showed as that you CAN maintain your 20 minute a day workout with the TotalGYM even whilst you have military duties bombing smaller defenceless countries.

CHUCK FOR PRESIDENT!
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