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Originally posted by jonze234 yea that solution makes sense, ill post some riddles tonight when i get home.

lol am i the only one here NOT getting paid to surf ta all day

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Originally posted by Resnick lol am i the only one here NOT getting paid to surf ta all day

maybe...

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Originally posted by Resnick lol am i the only one here NOT getting paid to surf ta all day

*getting paid to surf TA*

Labrynth...David Bowie and Jennifer Conelly. Good flick.

I know I'm late to the game, I haven't read tru the thread, nor have I ever heard of this riddle.

I'd ask if it's true that there are two doors, one leading to heaven and the other leading to hell. You'll be able to tell which door is which based on who lies. It's pretty simple.

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Originally posted by igottaknow I know I'm late to the game, I haven't read tru the thread, nor have I ever heard of this riddle. I'd ask if it's true that there are two doors, one leading to heaven and the other leading to hell. You'll be able to tell which door is which based on who lies. It's pretty simple.

but u only get 1 question, so you either ask 1 brother, or the other, not both

and based on ur question, u just find out who the liar is, NOT which door will go to heaven

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Originally posted by Resnick and based on ur question, u just find out who the liar is, NOT which door will go to heaven

Doesnt the hell dude who lies guard the hell door?

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Here's a good riddle.

There are 2 men who work at a gas station. They have a game where they guess who pulled up to the pump on the wrong side of their take filler. They have cameras on each stall as to look at the rear of the car in the stall. They cannot see the filler for the tank, they only find out who is correct when the customer gets out and either moves to a different pump or tries to fill as is. Bob is right 99% of the time, yet Jim is right only about 13 percent of the time. How is Bob so good at this?

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Originally posted by igottaknow Doesnt the hell dude who lies guard the hell door?

No, you dont know wich one is in front of wich door. It would be way too easy!

A deaf-and-dumb man went into a subway. He walked up to the cashier's booth and gave the cashier, whom he had never met before, a dollar. The subway tokens cost 40 cents each. The cashier gave the man two tokens. Not a word was said, nor any sign given. How did the cashier know that the man indeed wanted two tokens?

The guy is dumb, the cashier ripped his ass off and since the guy is a complete idiot - of course no words were said. He just walked off. LOL - right?

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