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Originally posted by Slylee before chosing the proper pick up line, one must understand the complexity of the male and female brain.

I dont get it.

Women have small driving, and mechanical skills, while men have absolutly none?

Those clothes look great on you but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!


I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can certainly make your bedrock!

Is that a keg in your pants, cause I just wanna tap that ass!

I got a fortune, from a fortune cookie, that said that my charm and personality would get me anything that I wanted. I wanted to give it to a girl and tell her, "and I want you". Cheesy as fuck, hence never used, but I think it would be funny.

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"i'd like to do a tequila shot off your tits"

how about the charm move "They real?" .... "Can I check?"?

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Damn Jason, those lines are terrible. Terribly funny!

You must work at a lumber yard, cause you've been giving me the wood all day.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "i'd like to do a tequila shot off your tits"

hahhahah


wait till she's had a few tequila shots...THEN say that

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic Here are a couple of lines i like to say : "Hey are you from Memphis? Because you are the Ten I see..." "Hey there sexy lady .. what would it take for me to go out with a sexy lady like you" "Hey there .. why don't the two of us enjoy a bottle of cham-pagn-nagne? "(champagne, but i pronounce it this way... the francais way.. hahaha) "Hey there .. would you like to see me do a dance justin timberlake taught me ?" I make my phone ring automatically and pretend i am talking with some hot movie star (justin timberlake, colin farrell, ashton, p diddy .. whoever) and that gets the chicks .. "You have a nice rack .. I can tell that they are not artificial.. i would love for you to milk my children..."

woah! .. those are some awesome lines .. i would love to try those lines .. these lines sound like i can really get in bed with any lady! ..

i think the 'i can dance like justin timberlake' line can work for me! .. hahahahaha ..

but how about these lines ..

"honey .. why don't you and me get together, because you know .. it always takes two to tango.."
"baby .. why don't you make me jealous, and walk with those swaying hips at me again .."
"girl .. you so tight, you make calista flockhart jealous .."
"girl .. you so nice, you make the city nice, france jealous everytime you come out the house.."
"girl .. you so fine, they changed the name silk fabric to your name .."
"girl .. you make me so horny, honey, i don't know what else gets me so bony ... (if you know what i mean) .. )

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch "baby .. why don't you make me jealous, and walk with those swaying hips at me again .."

wait...


you're jealous of her figure?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller wait... you're jealous of her figure?

a 'metro' thing ?? .. jealous she is has a better a$s than you ?? ..

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch woah! .. those are some awesome lines .. i would love to try those lines .. these lines sound like i can really get in bed with any lady! .. i think the 'i can dance like justin timberlake' line can work for me! .. hahahahaha .. but how about these lines .. "honey .. why don't you and me get together, because you know .. it always takes two to tango.." "baby .. why don't you make me jealous, and walk with those swaying hips at me again .." "girl .. you so tight, you make calista flockhart jealous .." "girl .. you so nice, you make the city nice, france jealous everytime you come out the house.." "girl .. you so fine, they changed the name silk fabric to your name .." "girl .. you make me so horny, honey, i don't know what else gets me so bony ... (if you know what i mean) .. )

The humor and functionality of these lines is lost on me.

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