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Originally posted by Orbax I think girls react well when you just walk right up to them, look them right in the eye, and then lick their face from chin to hairline, making sure to go over at least one eyeball with your tongue. PS this works for total strangers as well.

ill try taht one of these days....

does this plan require to wear a cup?

if youre hugging her tight enough, she wont be able to knee you.

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Originally posted by Orbax if youre hugging her tight enough, she wont be able to knee you.

oh this is true.... so wait the plan invovles me finding a total stranger


then grabing her so tight that she cant get free.. and so close that its wired

then me licking her face... WITH OUT letting go


does this sound like sexual harrasment... maybe im too sober for it now.. a couple of drinks and ill see ur angle

hahaha

this weirdo i had a crush on in high school did that to me when i thought he was going to kiss me. i didn't know what to do, i just laughed. but inside i was thinking, "ALRIGHTY THEN"!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

am I a pimp or what, it totally works ^^

no seriously, he was a WEIRDO. he ended up creeping me out. i was like 16 years old and he was 19 (a marine). my dad would have killed me (and him) so i just stopped talking to him.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

good point. Try to target highschoolers with this tactic, as they wont tell anyone.

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Originally posted by Mebot ... that and the word faglord.

I've been laughing about that word for the past two hours. I don't know why I find it so funny.

How to tell if a girl likes you?

you ask this question only, if you like a sertain girl, then wonder does she like me?

or els why would you be intrested?

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Originally posted by Octanesyco Greetings. My name is Casey. You can call me Moose. -Moose

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Originally posted by smokeape Do guys like girls better with pork chops hanging from their necks?

Someone remembered my stupid random post

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Originally posted by nchs09 read the thread...

How did I get suckered into reading this rambling bullshit? It's the same fucking game as every other thread. People chatting and arguing back and forth for 100 posts.

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Originally posted by UWM How did I get suckered into reading this rambling bullshit? It's the same fucking game as every other thread. People chatting and arguing back and forth for 100 posts.

eh welcome to TA.. where every thread is the same..