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Originally posted by dartrance For tiesto he said in a interview they had to reject about 1000 people in the guv Are the promoters so stupid not to relize who draws? Once again why the hell are the big names always in the main room when they got dj dan, etc who are not even close as popular in the KH warehouse. Anyways with all these complaints i think someone should seriously email the owners, it does nothing on this board.

They wont do fuck all if they get a complaint. If they really gave two shits, they'd have a respectful promoter or Charles himself on here replying to these complaints. Look at Boa for example. Both of the owners frequent the two main boards in Toronto (TA, Tribe) and interact with us on a regular basis. They wont do anything like this because regardless if they run the place with any dignity or not, people will still come.

For all those interested in trying the Guv for the first time:

The Guvernment - A club that dominates the Toronto scene and draws the most in demand dj's in the world strictly due to the fact they can afford to from the rediculous amounts of people they pack into their venue each and every special event. Go if you just like to stand amongst a bunch of shirtless sweaty men, fucked up 40 year old asians, and thugs trying to be hard. Oh and its a plus if you DONT like to dance, because at The Guvernment, you have no choice in the matter. If by the slightest chance a fire broke out, you and all of your friends in attendence probebly wouldnt make it out alive, either from being trampled on, or burning to death. Because at The Guvernment, it takes on average about 10 minutes to reach the exit from the other side of the club. I hope you like the feeling of being dominated, because at The Guvernment, the bouncers will treat you like their little bitch. Screaming at you, telling you to get the fuck out of the way, and if you lucky, they might, just might, physically push you out of the way with such force you'll knock over a dozen asians in one shot. So in all aspects, The Guvernment is the perfect venue if you happen to be one of the following.

Gino
Gina
Grease Monkey
Pimp
Asian Pimp
Sketched Out Asian
Thug
Lightshow Artist
Female Stalker

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Originally posted by PartyHarlequin the Bad Boy Bill days are over.

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Probably the biggest reason I didn't go to see Sasha (and I really wanted to) was because:

1) With the price only being around $20 you just knew that every sketch-head and juice-pig were going to show up.
I compare door prices for events like rental prices for apartments.
The lower the price; the lower the clientele.

2) Having been to several large events at Guv/Koolhaus I've made a conscious decision NEVER to attend another if it's in the Guv with the same reasoning of all the 12 pages of whining in this thread.

I'm kinda glad I never went...

Sorry to hear all the horror stories, but I'm not going to say I told you so...

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Originally posted by Fir3start3r Probably the biggest reason I didn't go to see Sasha (and I really wanted to) was because: 1) With the price only being around $20 you just knew that every sketch-head and juice-pig were going to show up. I compare door prices for events like rental prices for apartments. The lower the price; the lower the clientele. 2) Having been to several large events at Guv/Koolhaus I've made a conscious decision NEVER to attend another if it's in the Guv with the same reasoning of all the 12 pages of whining in this thread. I'm kinda glad I never went... Sorry to hear all the horror stories, but I'm not going to say I told you so...

Jeff, next time sasha goes to aria, i say road trip...wat u say?

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Originally posted by Floorwhore They wont do fuck all if they get a complaint. If they really gave two shits, they'd have a respectful promoter or Charles himself on here replying to these complaints. Look at Boa for example. Both of the owners frequent the two main boards in Toronto (TA, Tribe) and interact with us on a regular basis. They wont do anything like this because regardless if they run the place with any dignity or not, people will still come. For all those interested in trying the Guv for the first time: The Guvernment - A club that dominates the Toronto scene and draws the most in demand dj's in the world strictly due to the fact they can afford to from the rediculous amounts of people they pack into their venue each and every special event. Go if you just like to stand amongst a bunch of shirtless sweaty men, fucked up 40 year old asians, and thugs trying to be hard. Oh and its a plus if you DONT like to dance, because at The Guvernment, you have no choice in the matter. If by the slightest chance a fire broke out, you and all of your friends in attendence probebly wouldnt make it out alive, either from being trampled on, or burning to death. Because at The Guvernment, it takes on average about 10 minutes to reach the exit from the other side of the club. I hope you like the feeling of being dominated, because at The Guvernment, the bouncers will treat you like their little bitch. Screaming at you, telling you to get the fuck out of the way, and if you lucky, they might, just might, physically push you out of the way with such force you'll knock over a dozen asians in one shot. So in all aspects, The Guvernment is the perfect venue if you happen to be one of the following. Gino Gina Grease Monkey Pimp Asian Pimp Sketched Out Asian Thug Lightshow Artist Female Stalker

....PEOPLE DON'T GO TO GUV..CAUSE THE FLOORWHORE KNOWS IT BEST..GO TO BOA...PLEASE GO TO BOA..I BEG OF YOU...GO TO BOA...DAMN I'M GONNA GO TO BOA TOO...I SWEAR I WILL..PROMISE...
Now can we have a new thread please?!

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee Jeff, next time sasha goes to aria, i say road trip...wat u say?

I'm sure there are enough TA Vets that have done that migration enough.
Sounds like fun.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore Gino Gina Grease Monkey Pimp Asian Pimp Sketched Out Asian Thug Lightshow Artist Female Stalker

you forgot the THE WHISTLER!!

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Originally posted by disko-kandi you forgot the THE WHISTLER!!

Actually, he was @ the System Boat Cruise on sunday, no whistle, and was a damn fun guy to party with.

Take away the tool of destruction, and he is no longer a tool.

*recinds bounty*

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Originally posted by Shaya007 ....PEOPLE DON'T GO TO GUV..CAUSE THE FLOORWHORE KNOWS IT BEST..GO TO BOA...PLEASE GO TO BOA..I BEG OF YOU...GO TO BOA...DAMN I'M GONNA GO TO BOA TOO...I SWEAR I WILL..PROMISE... Now can we have a new thread please?! 7

You'd definately have a better time @ System Shaya than Guv, you know it!!!!

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Originally posted by crazedcanuck You'd definately have a better time @ System Shaya than Guv, you know it!!!!

actually he hasnt...i dont think hes been to system at least in the past 2 years...lol

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Originally posted by Floorwhore The Guvernment is the perfect venue if you happen to be one of the following. Gino Gina Grease Monkey Pimp Asian Pimp Sketched Out Asian Thug Lightshow Artist Female Stalker

Are you serious, complaining about the people that go there, who are you to say who should or shouldn't hang out at the guv. or any party for that fact, ya there may be some people there for other reasons but im sure the majority of the people are there for the same reason no matter what race or how they look, or do when they're there!! You can't seriously say that they aren't welcomed to the club because you don't like them!!!!! The guv. is what you make it to be, if you want to blame your bad night on those people then so be it! But you seriously need to grow up and consider yourself lucky to see the worlds best DJ's!!!