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Originally posted by Floorfiller definitely...all they ever have is older fat naked people. but are you saying you don't like wrinkly old penises what about wrinkly young penises?

How about no wrinkly penises in the convo, that would make it much less disturbing

hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life?





when she actually answers to "Who's your daddy"?


when she asks to be on top so she can balance her check book more easily.


when she bumps her head against the headbored BEFORE you start to have sex.


when you realize her grunts and moans are actually a WAV file...


lol u get the point.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by UWM How about no wrinkly penises in the convo, that would make it much less disturbing

I second the motion, and move to have all references and instances of said topic removed from the record.

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Originally posted by UWM How about no wrinkly penises in the convo, that would make it much less disturbing

i know i know...i cross lines. my apologizes

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you can never delete the images in our heads muhahahahahaha

yea, and once someone quotes you, you're screwed.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life? when she actually answers to "Who's your daddy"? when she asks to be on top so she can balance her check book more easily. when she bumps her head against the headbored BEFORE you start to have sex. when you realize her grunts and moans are actually a WAV file... lol u get the point.

I heard wearing a silk mask is a good way to excite your woman back up.

awkward silence?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life?

When she has more suggestions than you do.

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Originally posted by Slylee hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life?

She tells you she's married.

She tells you she's a lesbian.

She's banging someone else.


Sadly, I've had all of the above happen to me. I suddenly feel naked.

Blah I leave for 5 mintues and come back and the thread is losing life.

We need to resurrect this!

lol