so they projected my post in guv last night?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy so they projected my post in guv last night?

in techicolor.

your shitting me



im gonna start copyrighting my posts

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess your comment in the very first post. with the certain people with the certain people, u know.

Holy shit.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy your shitting me im gonna start copyrighting my posts

LOL

So there's a young Jewish boy and he's playing soccer with his buddies in a field next to a catholic church. He accidentally boots the ball like crazy and smashes a big stained glass window. He goes inside to retrieve his ball, hoping nobody saw what happen, but he gets busted by the Priest.

"Do you realize what you've just done?!" says the priest. You've smashed a very important, valuable window!"

The kid gets scared shitless... he knows that this priest is probably going to beat him.

Instead the priest gives him a choice. "You can either be beaten, or you can be baptised. Which will it be?"

The kid doesn't wanna get the shit kicked outta him so he chooses to get baptised. The priest does the deed and says "Good. Now you're a catholic. You may take your soccer ball and go."

The kid goes home and his Mom asked him what he did that day. The kid replies with, "Oh nothing much... I got baptised. Now I'm a catholic!"

Well, his Mom doesn't like that, so she tells him how shameful he is to his Jewish culture and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him. An hour later, his father gets home, and he gets even angrier and beats the kid up like crazy. Later that night, his older brother finds out and gets equally angry. The kid ends up with bruises all over his body.

"Damn," he says. "I've been a catholic for two hours, and I already hate Jews!"

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Originally posted by dallastar STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

i never knew she could get so angry..

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Originally posted by dEsidEL ching! ching! ching! chang! chiu! ching! chong! .. fortune cookie always wrong!

ROFL!!!! (not being racist.. but its rhymes)

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf

OH MY GOD, THE IRONY, THE IRONY

im the token black guy on the board and this is a thread about black dudes with ugly white girls (once again, im single and on the market...lol ) and someone puts a picture of a botswana bushman and i happen to be from botswana.


i feel like im in the x-files. if i had an ugly white girl then this thread would be tailor made for me.

NOTE: for all you dumbasses out there, just coz someone showed a picture of a bushman does not mean that the whole country is full of bushmen. here's a link to educate you

LINK

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Originally posted by DJ_Elyot So there's a young Jewish boy and he's playing soccer with his buddies in a field next to a catholic church. He accidentally boots the ball like crazy and smashes a big stained glass window. He goes inside to retrieve his ball, hoping nobody saw what happen, but he gets busted by the Priest. "Do you realize what you've just done?!" says the priest. You've smashed a very important, valuable window!" The kid gets scared shitless... he knows that this priest is probably going to beat him. Instead the priest gives him a choice. "You can either be beaten, or you can be baptised. Which will it be?" The kid doesn't wanna get the shit kicked outta him so he chooses to get baptised. The priest does the deed and says "Good. Now you're a catholic. You may take your soccer ball and go." The kid goes home and his Mom asked him what he did that day. The kid replies with, "Oh nothing much... I got baptised. Now I'm a catholic!" Well, his Mom doesn't like that, so she tells him how shameful he is to his Jewish culture and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him. An hour later, his father gets home, and he gets even angrier and beats the kid up like crazy. Later that night, his older brother finds out and gets equally angry. The kid ends up with bruises all over his body. "Damn," he says. "I've been a catholic for two hours, and I already hate Jews!"

that's funny lol...

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Originally posted by DJ_Elyot So there's a young Jewish boy and he's playing soccer with his buddies in a field next to a catholic church. He accidentally boots the ball like crazy and smashes a big stained glass window. He goes inside to retrieve his ball, hoping nobody saw what happen, but he gets busted by the Priest. "Do you realize what you've just done?!" says the priest. You've smashed a very important, valuable window!" The kid gets scared shitless... he knows that this priest is probably going to beat him. Instead the priest gives him a choice. "You can either be beaten, or you can be baptised. Which will it be?" The kid doesn't wanna get the shit kicked outta him so he chooses to get baptised. The priest does the deed and says "Good. Now you're a catholic. You may take your soccer ball and go." The kid goes home and his Mom asked him what he did that day. The kid replies with, "Oh nothing much... I got baptised. Now I'm a catholic!" Well, his Mom doesn't like that, so she tells him how shameful he is to his Jewish culture and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him. An hour later, his father gets home, and he gets even angrier and beats the kid up like crazy. Later that night, his older brother finds out and gets equally angry. The kid ends up with bruises all over his body. "Damn," he says. "I've been a catholic for two hours, and I already hate Jews!"

hahah.lol

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Originally posted by trancechaos OH MY GOD, THE IRONY, THE IRONY im the token black guy on the board and this is a thread about black dudes with ugly white girls (once again, im single and on the market...lol ) and someone puts a picture of a botswana bushman and i happen to be from botswana. i feel like im in the x-files. if i had an ugly white girl then this thread would be tailor made for me. NOTE: for all you dumbasses out there, just coz someone showed a picture of a bushman does not mean that the whole country is full of bushmen. here's a link to educate you LINK

LOL people think just we come from outside N america, we live in villages etc.

some real fools out there, makes you wonder, are these people living under a rock?

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Originally posted by trancechaos OH MY GOD, THE IRONY, THE IRONY im the token black guy on the board and this is a thread about black dudes with ugly white girls (once again, im single and on the market...lol ) and someone puts a picture of a botswana bushman and i happen to be from botswana. i feel like im in the x-files. if i had an ugly white girl then this thread would be tailor made for me. NOTE: for all you dumbasses out there, just coz someone showed a picture of a bushman does not mean that the whole country is full of bushmen. here's a link to educate you LINK

look what it says in the pic

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