88. Falling backwards off a rooftop and landing on a 20 foot spike, covered in shit and roaches, with your asshole.


This thread is great!

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Skydiving without a parachute.

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Selling some records!

90. takin one bad Bean

9/11

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swallowing watermelon seeds and having a watermelong tree grow inside u

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

Date with the iron lady.

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Originally posted by Mebot that won't kill you unless you didn't fuckin do shit about it and just writhed in agony until you died... cos u can get an ambulance or something to take you to the hospital.. unless you;re MR T then you say "I PITY THE FOOL WHO GETS AN ARACHNID BITE!" then you and Murdock and Hannibal can take out all the special forices OP teams.

wow how fucking drunk was i when i wrote this?

going around a turn on a ramp while its wet and fall off and die

Play video games for 50 hours straight.

Being killed to death by murder.

Monitor explodes after looking at this thread and the shards go into your head.