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Originally posted by Streakfury One word from this spanking english accent and she'll be all over me

Was that a typo surely you meant spiffing english accent old boy?

Does Portman with a shaved head turn you on?!

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Originally posted by Slylee well i just hate the fact that the only way you can really make friends (other than the stunt i pulled last night) is by either working with someone, or being friends with their bf/gf, etc...it's like you don't have choice really and people just grow on you.

too true

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soulful/latin/deep house + jazz

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Originally posted by Slylee what do u mean u didn't know i had a soul? was that for ME

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Originally posted by Slylee hahah ok i had to start a thread about it, sorry...this is cheesy. so i went to this steakhouse/sports bar for dinner last night for the heat game and i took a quarter xanax (had a couple left from the weekend) so i wouldn't have to drink as much... so i get there and i have a couple beers and i'm a little buzzed and our waitress was like totally adorable and sweet, and i couldn't stop looking at her (not in a gay way, but just like, "wow she seems really cool" type of way). so anyway i paid for dinner and my debt card is from Navy Federal from when i had that account in high school when i lived on a military base..so she's like, "are u in the military" and i told her no and she told me about her cousin in the navy, and we went back and forth and stuff and bla bla bla... and when she first took our order i told her she looked exactly like natalie portman (she really did look a lot like her) but she didn't know who natalie portman was, and she was like, "i don't watch tv, i just always have music on"...so she got bonus points for that...i asked what kind of music and she said she listens to everything... soooo before i left, i wrote on the receipt that if she wants to hang out she should call me and i left my number! do u think she'll think i'm gay or something? i don't think i would have done that if i wasn't all barred out and buzzed. lol was that gay? be honest guys, i can take it....

That is quite socially acceptable.

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Originally posted by Estella Does Portman with a shaved head turn you on?!

I just remind myself that she is rich and has a vag, and that's all that's needed to get a good hard on.

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Originally posted by Zharen I just remind myself that she is rich and has a vag, and that's all that's needed to get a good hard on.

Boner eh?

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

Jamie we need an update

at my old job i had this female customer who chatted me up and all that, and then she asked me to go to a concert with her.

i'd say, it depends on the body language you gave. in my case the girl was definately gay so i had to decline her offer.

i'm surrounded by creepy people every day. a lot of the stories go in my blog heh heh.

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