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Originally posted by Slylee hahahah shower curtain? what about vaginas that kind of look like the lips are folded out? maybe that's what you're talking about...i think that's weird looking. that black chick in collin farrell's video had a vagina like that.

Ewww...and what about chicks with lots of labia minora (inner lips)?? The kind that hang outside like a roast beef sandwich?? Nasty. Some chicks just have unattractive pussies.

thank goodness for pussy lifts! hahah it's the latest plastic surgery procedure...and to be perfectly honest, if my vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich after i pop out a couple of kids, i'm all for it! i think it's really important for a woman to feel confident about her vagina (or her body in general)...it's crucial in having a healthy and active sex life.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Ok, i've caught on to the preferences of TA population:

NO to roast beef sandwiches, YES to hamburgers!!!

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so who here has pussy hamburgers? describe your pussies!

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my dick is slightly bent

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lol wtf?


are u on crack today? describe our pussies?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee describe our pussies?

Yes, and in great detail. I wanna see it. I wanna hear it. I wanna smell it. I wanna feel it. I wanna taste it. I wanna be inside of it. I wanna be friends with it. I wanna play video games with it. I wanna hug it. I wanna kiss it. I wanna buy it a drink. I wanna love it. I wanna marry it. I want to be able to draw it with my eyes closed when i'm done reading.

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Originally posted by Slylee lol wtf? are u on crack today? describe our pussies?

yeah, like roast beef or hamburgers?

no, not on crack. i just told my employer that i'm going to full-time mba, and he's pretty pissed off with it, cause he wrote recommendation letters because i told him it was for online mba, and he doesn't want me to leave. it's pretty tense at work for me now, so i'm trying to entertain myself

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mine looks like an italian beef sausage.

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well congrats then!








lol mine looks like nasty roast beef curtains. i could hide homeless people in my vagina.


or no actually make that ham curtains...roast beef would be for like dark skinned chicks.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

there's a funny story about pussy description.

it happened so that we have studied in a historically black university. there were basically a bunch of Russians and the rest - black. so there was this guy Roman. he was a tennis player, but apparently he played too much in the childhood, cause his growth stalled, and he was like a 14 y.o. kid, when he was 20 actually. and everyone was like "wtf, russians bring youn brothers to live with them during studies".

in any case, he was VERY gullible (i mean, once i bought a book on internet, and it got shipped with a bookmark of the company. and he's like "what's this", and i'm like "this is my new credit card". and he takes it from my hand shows it to other guys and goes "look, guys, how thin they make credit cards nowadays. cool, huh". yeah, he was THAT gullible).

and was also very insecure that he looked like a 14y.o. boy. so he made up huge stories just to look cool.

in any case, some guy once told him:

-Roman, did you know that black girls have horizontal vagina, rather than vertical.

he's like "reaaaly???" (the only pussy he has seen before was his cat)

the next day, another guy, by pure coincidence, decided to tell him the same thing

-Roman, did you know that black girls's pussy is more horizontal, from leg to leg, rather than vertical.
-He's like "Yeah, I fucked one yesterday, and it is true".

kids, read books and don't get bullshitted!!!

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Originally posted by lücid mine looks like an italian beef sausage.

if a girl has a huge clitoris, hers will look like a hot dog!

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