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Originally posted by TimeWarp U know UR a TranceAddict when [B]U STARTED THIS THREAD TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS AS FUCKED UP AS U ARE!

lol


/me kix back with Sugarbean

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"Many trances so produced are dangerous, because you can get lost in them. The reason is that the multiple trances can become fixed - relatively permanent - and one stays more or less always in a trance. That is an addictive trance."

you know youre a trancEaddict when...

you think with a few synths your washer and dryer could be a sick production studio

everytime you pass a piano you think of paul van dyk-for an angel, gouryella-walhalla, art of trance-blue owl, kamaya painters-wasteland, etc...

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Originally posted by integrity1 everytime you pass a piano you think of paul van dyk-for an angel, gouryella-walhalla, art of trance-blue owl, kamaya painters-wasteland, etc...

Classic !!!

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"Many trances so produced are dangerous, because you can get lost in them. The reason is that the multiple trances can become fixed - relatively permanent - and one stays more or less always in a trance. That is an addictive trance."

You know you're trance addict when.....

You are able to differentiate between the sounds produced by 303 and 606 sythns even though your ability to distinguish between different colours disappeared long ago.

You consider people who leave clubs before 8am to be "soft".

Your girlfriend is called Sasha.

The mutual love and respect in the aforementioned relationship is of secondary importance to the need to calculate the size of the speakers you could purchase if you dipped into your superannuation funds twice a week for the next 10-15 years.

You wake up after a large night out with a perfect memory of the entire-tracklist from Taucher's set the night before, though you have absolutely no memory of how you got home, or why there should a middle-aged transvestite in the bed next to you.

You never miss the Dick Van Dyke show in the desperate hope that he might, one of these days, invite his "brother" on the show for a quick set.

You are able to tell to within the nearest one-hundredth of a percent the degree to which Urban Train has been pitched up or down in any given set, yet you failed year 3 maths and repeatedly forget your own post-code

You don't think twice about delving into 20 minute monologues about the merits of the mixing techniques employed by PVD and the "pre 97" Ferry Corsten with your friends/your dad/the postman/your local MP/an old lady who just wanted to ask you when the 302 bus to Box Hill was due to arrive.

hahahaah...great post Renegade!!!

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Renegade, holy shit, I've read alot of posts that made me laugh, but that was THE funniest EVER!!! I was crying on the floor in the fetal position for a good 20mins or so!

Anyhow, I'm glad this post came back!!

You know you're a tranceaddict when you've converted your entire family, and walking from one corner of the house to another, you hear 3 different great trance tunes blaring from different rooms in your home.

You CAN'T get ready to leave without trance playing, yet even if you're in the biggest rush of your life, you have to stop and listen to the buildup, therefore always making you late for everything.

Trance has fucked up your school career, you cannot pay attention in class because you constantly have trance playing in your mind.

A girl can be super fuckin hot, but if she dislikes trance, she's not good enough.

You'd give up a ride home just to be able to walk by yourself and create trance in your mind.

You're not really a sensitve man, but trance can always make you break down, and you don't care.

Your goal in life is to produce trance, and do nothing else.

When your life IS trance...

you are a trancEaddict when your girlfriend (addicted or not) say to you 'please please please you are boring with your stories of trance, tiesto, mixing, pvd or TA forum, please stop now and let's fuck!'

u know ur a trance addict when you start to believe in God

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Originally posted by integrity1 you know your a trancEaddict when.... you cried when you found out creamfields was cancelled you cant read most of your favorite websites...except this one of course you get jealous of people who say trance is everywhere in their country you see the ads on tv for those "dance compilations" and you want to smack someone your driving around and you have to pull over so you can dance to your favorite song

so true!! Im so jealous of other ppl's countires, and those friggin "dance" compilations make me wanna kill someone too! All those crappy hip hop remixes, argh!!

anywhoo, I have a few of my own to add

you know your a ta when people no longer greet you by simply saying "hi" but now they always say "turn that crap off!"

you know your a ta when people at school all stay away from you because you dress differently and listen to odd music, they used to pick on you but after the columbine shooting they all got paranoid that you were a murdering psychopath and now leave you completely alone

you know your a ta when one day you have this crazy ambition of producing your own trance and pirate 5 gigs worth of audiowarez, but never use it because you are too busy listening to trance to read through all those help files and figure everything out

you know your a ta when you can never afford to fix your car, buy new clothes, pay for food, but can always afford internet access and cd's

you know your a ta when you have all the important dates in your tranceaddict life( such as the first time a moderator replied to your thread, the first time one of the regulars quoted you, the day you were no longer a "tranceaddict in training", the day you started your first popular thread, the day you discovered tranceaddict.com, etc) written in the cover of your Bible

you know your a ta when you turn every room in your house into a mini club kinda like that guy in the movie Close Encounters turned everything he saw into that mountain

your emails and phone calls are no longer accepted by your local radio stations because you bitched them all out for not knowing who the hell BT was even though he produced friggin pop by nsync, and are constantly requesting the titles of the trance that plays in the background of their commercials

you know all the songs in the background of the commercials, so the ads dont influence you because you associate the cool music with who made it, rather than the comercial it appeared on

you tell people how old castles in the sky is when they tell you they heard it for the first time and liked it

you get arrested for punching a radio DJ that you see on the street one day for not knowing who BT is

you make xtc from a recipe you found on the net but never take it because trance makes you high enough