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2 months ago or so, I hit really bad traffic on my way to school and was bumper-to-bumper for like 45 minutes. I really really had to poo and wasn't looking forward to pulling into my school's parking lot which is located at the bottom of a fucking ravine, something like 250 stairs up to the main building.
When I finally pulled into the parking lot and got my ticket, I literally felt like I was going to explode. I grabbed my laptop bag and booted it to the nearest building which happened to be a private recreation center. I walked in with a determined expression on my face because I knew it had to look like I knew where I was going and that I was supposed to be there; I really didn't have any time to answer questions or explain my presence there.
Luckily, the change rooms were right by the entrance so I headed there and realized that it was just a huge locker room leading to the pool and there was only one toilet stall. I was so relieved to see that there was no one in sight and made my way to the toilet.
I started making my nest (piling paper onto the toilet seat, and some into the toilet so that I wouldn't get any splash-back) when to my horror I heard the voices of teenage girls. Ordinarily I don't care about shitting when there are people around but I knew this was going to be a loud one.
They were laughing and talking about some party and calling eachother sluts. There was lots of "OMIGOD" and "like totally!" and one of them was assuring the other that she looked really good that night and that if Billy didn't call her he "like so wasn't worth it"
I'm dying at this point and my tummy's starting to hurt so bad so with a firm "fuck it" frame of mind, I let go and start taking the noisiest shit I have ever taken in my life.
After about 20 seconds of releasing the kraken, I realize that I have silenced the valley girls. I can hear them walking around and zipping bags but none of them are talking anymore. My shit show shocked them into silence. I think this is all fucking hilarious and burst out laughing like a crazy person. The noisy shitter is now laughing maniacally on the toilet.
I cleaned up and flushed and walked out with a smile and nod.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas |
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
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