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| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
yeah, coz we care what irishmen think about intelligence and humour! simple fact is you dont understand my complaint so fuck off and blow something up halfwit.
edit: and yes, its fairly obvious you left school early. |
wow. how adequately appropriate. I wonder, can you possibly cash in all these cool points and get some pussy? No, I didn't think so. Ah well - might as well keep on keeping on. Who knows, one might float your way one day. Don't let the rigoris mortis and decaying flesh stench stop you - we all know opportunities like that may not come your way too soon. Come to think of it, you're perhaps the only person I know who could not get laid in a morgue. So, you might want to enlist some help of friends to help you hold her down. Wait, you don't have any real friends - might as well try to ask your imaginary ones. Well, anyway - I think I'll stop here, don't want to overwhelm you with too many complicated instructions. Don't bother writing this advise down - print it out. You'll need to keep those feeble little webbed fingers nimble, if you intend on scoring with a corpse.
Oh, look - seems like our time is up. Gotta go.
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