anyone need the faucet on when they go to the bathroom? lol i do.
i do some of my best thinking on the toilet. i've been called out on that too a couple of times because i would come out and start babbling about some idea or something and they would laugh and say “so um, did you just think of all that on the toilet?”
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-21-2008 20:11
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
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Originally posted by kr00t0n
Well yeah, but there is nothing like a mid-shag cock sucking, plus switching from reverse cowgirl to doggy without pulling out is more effort that it is worth
If that is what you were talking about then by all means! I thought you meant just falling out all the time when you're trying to pound it. In which case you can try a different position or make your cock longer.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
lol hell yea i love switching positions without taking it out.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-21-2008 20:15
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
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Originally posted by kr00t0n
And queefing happens more if you pop out and in alot, as you keep shoving pockets of air up her chuff.
Usually happens when you have a small dick.
Aug-21-2008 20:20
Gen3r4l1ty
Supreme Fatty
Registered: Jun 2007
Location: So, CA
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Originally posted by elFreak
i personally think seeing the poop face of my gf where her eyes kinda cross and then you get the entry sploosh is awesome.
lol @ "entry sploosh"
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Aug-21-2008 20:24
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Usually happens when you have a small dick.
Or your loose.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Aug-21-2008 20:25
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Or your loose.
Banged plenty of loose birds without the cock falling out every thirty seconds. Actually prefer them since you can go at it all the way without having to worry about hurting the sides of the cock or the girl if you care enough. Nothing worse than broads who can't take a dick like a champ.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by Zild
Banged plenty of loose birds without the cock falling out every thirty seconds. Actually prefer them since you can go at it all the way without having to worry about hurting the sides of the cock or the girl if you care enough. Nothing worse than broads who can't take a dick like a champ.
lol every girl I have been with has been nice and tight and could take it like a champ.
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quote:
Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Aug-21-2008 20:29
kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Usually happens when you have a small dick.
You speak as a women who has had her fair share of small cock experiences, lol
Nope, only been with one dude with a small enough cock to cause queefs (and it happened EVERY time we did doggy...stupid small dicked bastard). In 10 years with my bf I think it's only happened 2 or 3 times when he pulled out too far in some awkward position.
Aug-21-2008 20:33
kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Nope, only been with one dude with a small enough cock to cause queefs (and it happened EVERY time we did doggy...stupid small dicked bastard). In 10 years with my bf I think it's only happened 2 or 3 times when he pulled out too far in some awkward position.
Still can't fault them for their comedy value though, specially the cum bubbly ones