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Originally posted by Vivid Boy damn hipsters. its abt the accessories. thats what u spend the money on to make u look fly

I thought hipsters were all about the scarves right now?

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Originally posted by Banora I thought hipsters were all about the scarves right now?

Yeah, I thought scarves and vests are all the rage amongst the hipsters these days. Have you turned dark, Eric?

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Originally posted by Banora He also knew how much I love animals and loved trying to run over them while I was in the car, then would laugh about how he 'was only trying to scare them'.

This plus everything else you've already said about him = winner of the psycho ex's in this thread.

Holy fuck. I bet he thought he was a stud in bed too, even with the 4 inch dick you mentioned... those Napoleans are notorious for overcompensating in the bedroom too. LOL... please tell me you have a hilarious sex story about this guy.

nah man please. i dont wear hipster shit this was an italian scarf that goes well with my outer jacket

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy nah man please. i dont wear hipster shit this was an italian scarf that goes well with my outer jacket

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/200.../111-pea-coats/

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Originally posted by coroknight http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/200.../111-pea-coats/

mother****** stole my stile

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy mother****** stole my stile

muahahaha you played right into my white hands.

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Originally posted by The17sss This plus everything else you've already said about him = winner of the psycho ex's in this thread. Holy fuck. I bet he thought he was a stud in bed too, even with the 4 inch dick you mentioned... those Napoleans are notorious for overcompensating in the bedroom too. LOL... please tell me you have a hilarious sex story about this guy.

Never had sex with him, thank god. After he showed his true colors I was physically disgusted with him to the point I almost gagged when he kissed me.

However, he reminded me that he 'never measured his penis because he's had 'tons of really slutty girls and one-night-stands tell him he's the biggest they've ever had' and that I am missing out on the best loving I will ever get. (Do I need to mention he was obsessed and worshiped Hummers?)

There was one time, when we were laying down watching a movie (before he turned crazy) and he said he was hard. I was pressed up really close to him and...I swear to god, I felt nothing.

He also had his tongue pierced and...as curious as I was to know what it felt like, there was just no way. He thought having his tongue pierced and having a kick ass car (and I will admit, it was a very nice car) made him the next Casanova.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Oh hell no. When it's over, it's over. I'm not friends with any of my ex's - too much drama involved (someone always still has lingering feelings). I also think that you can't really let go of that baggage if it's still in your face in occasion. You can't move forward if you're looking behind you - you're bound to crash into a wall. It's also difficult to have a successful relationship with the new person if you're in contact with the old one. New relationships need to start with a clean slate.

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Originally posted by Banora Never had sex with him, thank god. After he showed his true colors I was physically disgusted with him to the point I almost gagged when he kissed me.

I bet you dodged a serious bullet by not sleeping with him, because I agree with The17sss about him being the clear psycho winner. However, I must wonder, how did not having sex for the 4 months (right?) that you were together affect his craziness (probably a lot, if he didn't screw on the side). Usually, people who brag a lot are the insecure ones who, in reality, have nothing to talk about (i.e. all those sluts he talked about were fake stories).

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Originally posted by Banora However, he reminded me that he 'never measured his penis because he's had 'tons of really slutty girls and one-night-stands tell him he's the biggest they've ever had' and that I am missing out on the best loving I will ever get.

I'm glad you got out of there unscathed. I'm 5'10" and I wish I was taller... I can't fucking IMAGINE being 5'5". I watched a 20/20 episode a few years ago and they did a little study on short vs. tall dudes by setting them up for dates with several different women. Both tall and short were nice looking guys.

The short guy was like 5'3" or 5'4"... and even when the women thought he was a world renown neuro-surgeon or millionaire real estate attorney, they STILL chose the guys who were 6'2" or 6'4" who posed as guys working at like, a grocery store or as a waiter.

I have to say, if I was that short I would seriously consider ending it.