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Originally posted by fayraree no, just gay. but yeah, those expressions and the occasional total stranger baby who just looks at you, waves and says "HI!!!" totally melts me.

I get not wanting to deal with crying babies, changing diapers, or parents who emote over their kid too much.

But something has got to be wrong with you if you straight out hate all babies. That whole innocent cute adorable look they give you should melt anyone's heart.

Some people on this board need their head examined.

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Originally posted by samochod Some people on this board need to eat fresh diaper doodoo

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Originally posted by wotyzoid If you're attempting to get an intelligent response from a poorly constructed ego booster in order to keep you entertained for a few minutes you might want to look elsewhere. I'm not some hot headed teenager as you might have ignorantly assumed.

Oh my goodness! Well, you certainly put this dork with nerdy ex-boyfriends in my place.

I bow to your makin' bitches moanin' life skills. God knows the only time I ever get off is when I successfully take down a level 60 Paladin.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Oh my goodness! Well, you certainly put this dork with nerdy ex-boyfriends in my place. I bow to your makin' bitches moanin' life skills. God knows the only time I ever get off is when I successfully take down a level 60 Paladin.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid How old do you think I am?

I would guess probably 17-18 by now. Am I far off?

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Originally posted by Aortik I would guess probably 17-18 by now. Am I far off?

You're spot on, I was under the impression you though I was older.

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*SIGH*

You see what I'm talking about? The friend I was referring to on my initial post that started this thread just sent out an email blast to about 100 people that says this:

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Hello everyone! Hope this email finds you all doing great! Sorry for the delay in getting February's pictures out. *XXXXX* had her 9 month appointment last week and she continues to grow at a steady pace! She weighed in at 21.1 lbs and is now 28.25 inches long which puts her in the 90th percentile for both height and weight. She is pulling up on EVERYTHING and we are getting used to her bumping her head on a daily basis! She got her first 2 teeth at the beginning of February but so far those are the only ones she has gotten. She continues to bring so much joy to our lives and we love watching her learn new things everyday!! Love, (names excluded)

This email comes to me and about 99 others every month... it includes updates on weight, length, and all kinds of other shit. The first couple of months, she was even reporting things beyond the "... her height and weight are in the 97th percentile and we are overjoyed" stuff.

I know they're excited to be first time parents, but JESUS! Nobody outside of her immediate family could possible care about these updates! Get back to me when she discovers a life saving cancer drug or something. Man, when will they get a clue? When!?

yea that's fuckin annoying. i love kids but that's annoying lol

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

right on, Jamie. Are you the one who said it's not so much the kids, but the parents of the kids that you can't stand?

No, I said that.


edit: And I can't fucking stand women who act as if they're the first fucking person who ever gave birth. Fucking die.

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Originally posted by jennypie No, I said that. edit: And I can't fucking stand women who act as if they're the first fucking person who ever gave birth. Fucking die.

I like where your head's at, Jenny

i do agree with you that the email is ridiculous but that's because your friend is nuts. someone needs to tell her to stop.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.