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Originally posted by squirrelly Why not simply masturbate instead of risking the chance of disease? Fat girls have STD's too, you know!

masturbating is not even close to the same thing as sex for a guy

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Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48

Cause it is for a girl? All I'm sayin', is I'd rather take care of myself than have some fat man all sweaty above me with potential diseases

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard There's no shame in nailling the occasional fatty... they're like fast food... you don't want to be bothered cooking up a nice meal or shelling out a bunch of cash for some fine dinning but you want a little more then eating dry pasta out of your pantry so you just swing by McPukes and grab a greasy burger... cheap, no effort, and gets the job done.

hahaha. or they're like old cars- they're ok to practice on but you wouldnt wanna own one.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Cause it is for a girl? All I'm sayin', is I'd rather take care of myself than have some fat man all sweaty above me with potential diseases

but there's no lols that way.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN but there's no lols that way.

I have to admit, the lulz are great.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by Nostalgic White people shouldn't be interfering with the cultural practices of colored folk.

+ motherfecking 1

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN hahaha. or they're like old cars- they're ok to practice on but you wouldnt wanna own one.

Or scooters.. kinda fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

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