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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby If you had any fucking knowledge of the trivium you'd know that I have been (and stated as such) that pretty much everything I say is a red herring. I keep things ambiguous in public, I trust very few people with the facts about a lot of my life (including significant portions), and this is done intentionally.

I pissed in a Salvation Army donation bucket yesterday.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay I pissed in a Salvation Army donation bucket yesterday.

Urine for a surprise!

It was empty, but I just had to do it. It's China, there is no way that is for charity.

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I can't stand these "non profit" conglomerates trying fill their coffers. They love to stake out the grocery store both the exit, entrance and the checkout cashier.

Yeah, this is much more your speed, isn't it IGK?

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I know you want attention here because you're starved of meaningful human contact. I also know you keep things ambiguous to gain attention. However, you want us to believe that's all some grand ploy from the master troll, so we'll speculate endlessly on the perpetual virgin state of your Shrodinger's Dick. The reality is you keep things vague because you have nothing whatsoever to boast about, and you're just hoping that letting the COR know every time you get a girl's phone number or even a message on OK Cupid will make people believe you have a normal sex life. What makes you really stupid is that you actually think we're dumb enough to buy into your side of the story. What you're doing is exactly the same as any 16 year old telling tall tales. It fools nobody ever, and it's far more pathetic than just piping down and working hard to engineer a situation where you don't have to take your beanie off during sex.

For someone who constantly says they don't care about me you really seem to come back and do a lot of caring.

I just like to piss in things.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby For someone who constantly says they don't care about me you really seem to come back and do a lot of caring.

Sorry to bust your identi-kit riposte but I've made it very clear on numerous occasions I care about your irritating behaviour on this forum because it's completely inescapable, even when you're on Ignore. So in the absence of an escape, I can at least have fun ripping into you. I think everyone will agree this thread has been highly entertaining.

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This thread reminded me I am on the cusp of being too old/tired to wank it. Also, Pie recommends Astroglide!

Yeah, and Nou says it tastes just fine.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Sorry to bust your identi-kit riposte but I've made it very clear on numerous occasions I care about your irritating behaviour on this forum because it's completely inescapable, even when you're on Ignore. So in the absence of an escape, I can at least have fun ripping into you. I think everyone will agree this thread has been highly entertaining.

So basically you are saying you are doing exactly what I want.

Gotcha.

Well then, carry on.