my friend who was out of town for a few months lent me the keys to his apt with the explicit instructions to 'not make love on his bed'

needless to say, my gf at the time, and i, made love on his bed...countless times

one time we were making hot passionate love when we heard this 'snap' sound. the bed broke in half and we fell to the floor.

i think he's still mad at me for that

eep!

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hello thar

i ripped off one of the tags from my pillow case..

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Alright i got some stories for you:
Me and my friend were driving to a rave drunk as shit and we were stuck behind some old dude going like 5 mph under the speed limit. So I pulled out my blue and red lights, put my hands on the dash, and pulled the old bastard over. My drunkin friend acctually pulled behind him instead of flying by like i was planning, then looked at me and asked if I was going to go talk to him. I almost slapped him for asking me that.

Rode ontop of a car going 85 mph drunk as shit. My old roommate still has it on tape.

Did a drive by on my own house 3 days after my dad kicked me out (paitball gun)

We used to do drive bys with my friend potatoe gun, shooting signs, farm animals (I acctually hit a cow once), and parked cars. But anyway, my friend shot a mini-van and some dude hoped out the back with his pants around his ankles.

Second day I had my pathfinder, I got it on two wheels around a corner. The part that make it baddass as I pulled around the corner my dad was jogging on the side of the road. Got in a little trouble for that one.

Me and one of my friend went down one of the main roads in our town going 65 in a 30 on the wrong side, we got arrested later that night. Neither on of us remember even leaving the party we were at we were told about different things we did that night by his Ex who was with us.

If I got time later I can probably think of more but i gotta go to work.

PS: great thread trancEYES!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by JPJH i ripped off one of the tags from my pillow case..

lmao U rebel!

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My old roommate still has it on tape.

You should put it up online. I'd love to see that.

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hmm cant remember doing anything too baddass like... but i guess:

*cutting school/ countless tardies...
*almost got suspended cuz ive gotten caught off campus smoking numerous time.. my HS was closedcampus..
*one drunken night climbing up the roof of a dome at some park. man, thinking back, i coulda killed myself, it was quite dangerous. but it was beautiful up there. in retrospect, i prolly wouldnt have dont that if i was in the right state of mind. but hell, it was def a memory
*worried my parents shitless when i once pulled an all nighter w/ bunch of friends when i was 14. didnt bother to call my parents to tell them where i was... :-/

meh, i was young

-BLuEOcEaN420

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"We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

Sorry Tito he's my x roommate and lives in Arizona, haven't talked to him in like 8 months.

to keep this thread going I'll name somemore stuff thats happened to me:

Survived 6 different car accidents without a scrath, the worst of them: 110+mph into cement block, driver and passenger in front were wearing seatbelts, driver broke her nose and lost 2 teeth from steering wheel, passenger broke her ankle bad, I wasn't wearing a seat belt didn't get a scratch.
Me and my friend drove of a over 50 foot cliff strait down no seatbelt, walk away without a scratch, both cars totaled.

Starting to think im immortal.

Lets hear some more stories.

*single tear falls*

how proud i am to call this my thread! c'mon peeps, there have to be more bad things...

I forgot to say what I did after I crashed the car. As I said I was going 85km/h in a 40km/h zone, and I ran into a minivan and crashed my car completely. My parents were at a vacation at the time, so when I came back I bought a new used car and told them the reason for buying a new one was that the old one broke down completely. I also managed to intercept all the mail from the insurance agency that was sent to my dad afterwards, and my parents still have no idea what really happened.

I might do something bad these days just to keep the thread going

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