so instead of hired other thugs and a sniper he just hired a siper frrom alabama but the sniper was damaged during shipping so he had to order 2

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so once the sniper finally got the shurly was living in south africa at the time so if was convenient that the sniper was ship to south africa

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unfortunatly though samm found out that the moffea had moved to las vegas and had became pimps so SHurlkl11y umm thats not how you spell his name said "ehhhhh .... fuck it"

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once again winamp is playing shitty dnb y did i dl this stuff

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so all shurlys problems where solved in a "hey this is a shitty story kinda way" exept one

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but that one proble was like i knife is shurlys back and leg

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the problem was that shurly coiuldnt sleeep it irked him hehe irk is a funny word

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so too stop the problem Shurly turned out for the foot ball team (which kind of scared me beacuse there really is a skinny kid at my school named shurly who is on the football team) that didnt work out for him so he decided to jump off bridgest for a living

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unfortunatly when you jusmp off a bridge you smack against hte water

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or the rocks for that matter but with water it can get in your ears and shit i hate that

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bridge diving only kinda worked for him paywasnt that good that was ok because he had stock pilles of laxatives that you can sell for a hell of alot of money these days

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