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| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I've been punished for such words, yes. lol |
Poor poppet 
We have a very simple law in my house
'It's not sport* unless it has an engine'*
*Sub-clauses
1: Unless it's Nascar, which is nothing at all remotely close to a sport
a) Unless someone gets killed
b) In which case Lilith can watch it on the news
2: Unless someone gets run over in the process of playing games with a ball or running around somewhere
3: Power boats are not allowed
4: Parachuting is not a sport even though planes have engines, it's just a dumb thing to do, unless someone dies or gets hurt, then it's just hilarious- see sub-clause 2
5: Honey Rabbit wants to watch something else
6: Movies about cars are acceptable as long as it's got lots of smooching in the ad breaks
7: Lilith is not to attempt things she sees in movies or races in an actual motor vehicle and never while Honey Rabbit is a passenger
8: More than 1hour (60mins) of sport on a weekend is only allowed if neither Honey Rabbit or Lilith have actually got something better to do around the house
9: Mowing the lawn is not a sport, even though it has an engine
a) It's also Honey Rabbit's job because Lilith cleans up after her constantly
b) Lilith will not do yard work, engines or otherwise.
10: Everything else is classed as a 'game'
11: Games are not to be played or watched in the house, it leads to fights over who wins
12: Test Cricket is a silly game and not classed as a sport because pitch rollers aren't a part of the game
a) it's also not to be watched unless there is absolutely nothing else on TV and/or any new DVD's.
b) buy more DVD's prior to summer to offset cricket season
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