when he got some info from some of his friends that a sertain detective was looking for him, george i think it was (5 min pause) no wait ... it was JIM POP the detective

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shurly asked his friend "why on earth would JIM POP the detective be interested in me??"

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right then are you readdy for some action!!! JIM POP the detective jumped out from behind the chair that his friend was sitting in and said

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"your wanted for the murder of yourself!! come over here and let me play with my testicals"

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now there needs to be some explaining here cus i left out some not so important details....1) when the moffea bombed shurlys house and suposedly killed shurly they made it look like shurly did it (there that good) so they wouldnt be involved after that 2) some apple are red and 3) JIM POP the detective is REALLY FUCKING STUPID

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so there they where all three of them in a room together, JIM POP the detective was playing with himself in the corner while teh other two where trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON

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shurly the keen guy that he was thought about himself and then thougt about what JIM POP the detective had said and realized that if he had killed himself he wouldnt be alive and so JIM POP the detective must therefor be the stupidist ****** in the world

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so shurly went up to JIM POP the detective and said the one thing that if your stupid you will never get and it will consume your life and you will forget about everything else

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judging by the fact that most of the people reading this must be stupid im not going to say it, that and im too lasy to make something profound up

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JIM POP the detective was bewildered by the statment so he pulled out his knife and stabled himself in the back

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but right befor he died he said "tell my wife and kids ive been sleeping with the dog"

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