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Originally posted by Floorfiller i know what you meant...but i still stand by my previous statement

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Who said she'd be unexperienced? Just because you've only slept with one person does not mean that they're unexperienced. I think someone might be able to vouch for me on that subject, no?

Half of sex is instinct anyway. Even an unexperienced partner can be good.

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Originally posted by UWM

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most embarassing sexual moment...GO

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

umm...passing out when getting a blowjob (due to drugs tho)...There is no easy way to wake up to a pissed off, sex starved girl...and thats how you ruin a moment!

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i farted once. i tried to blame it on her, but there was no fooling her. that bitch.

When this girl I didnt really like straddled me as I played HALO with my friends and tried to remove the inner lining of my throat via tongue...so I pushed her off onto the ground and said "You got me fucking killed, I hope youre happy" and she almost cried and said she couldnt believe id "rather play games than get a boner". Classy hon, really classy. Now go home.

So maybe it was more embarassing for her, but dont mess around with me when Ive gone to the trouble to bring my 5 gallon corny keg of home brewed beer over and im playing games...thats an inviolable state of manhood.

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Originally posted by BTG i farted once. i tried to blame it on her, but there was no fooling her. that bitch.

HAHAHAHA!! Priceless!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink lol talk about ruining the moment. when my 1st gf queefed.....i ALMOST busted out laughing. cuz i was eating her out/fingering her..... so there i am, in between her legs- trying to contain my laughter. I almost couldnt man. I had to eat more p00n just to be able to get my mind off that hilarious noise coming out of a gina EDIT: i was an immature 15yr old what do you expect?

Oh man. I'm at a loss for words.

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Originally posted by Orbax When this girl I didnt really like straddled me as I played HALO with my friends and tried to remove the inner lining of my throat via tongue...so I pushed her off onto the ground and said "You got me fucking killed, I hope youre happy" and she almost cried and said she couldnt believe id "rather play games than get a boner". Classy hon, really classy. Now go home.

maybe ur gay?

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