Originally posted by Orbax
When this girl I didnt really like straddled me as I played HALO with my friends and tried to remove the inner lining of my throat via tongue...so I pushed her off onto the ground and said "You got me fucking killed, I hope youre happy" and she almost cried and said she couldnt believe id "rather play games than get a boner". Classy hon, really classy. Now go home.
So maybe it was more embarassing for her, but dont mess around with me when Ive gone to the trouble to bring my 5 gallon corny keg of home brewed beer over and im playing games...thats an inviolable state of manhood.
what a dumb whore. i'll play HALO with you.
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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know
philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal
Aug-07-2004 15:09
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
ok this one's pretty bad. i had a girl pee on me once
i guess that's not embarrassing for me, but it sucked...if more info is needed i'll divulge the story hehehe
Aug-07-2004 15:25
Rodrico
TA Desperado
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
ok this one's pretty bad. i had a girl pee on me once
i guess that's not embarrassing for me, but it sucked...if more info is needed i'll divulge the story hehehe
All im imagining is the whole American Pie 2 scene, instead its you FF, getting pee'd on, and rubbing it into your face saying "I can taste the bubbles!"
Aug-07-2004 15:27
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
ok this one's pretty bad. i had a girl pee on me once
i guess that's not embarrassing for me, but it sucked...if more info is needed i'll divulge the story hehehe
Oh Dear Lord, that's awful.
Aug-07-2004 15:29
prolikewhoa
veteran attention whore
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Berlin
quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Oh Dear Lord, that's awful.
i concur...i'm getting the full story right now!!
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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know
philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal
Aug-07-2004 15:41
Rodrico
TA Desperado
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
No no, this is a public forum, FLOORFILLER, I DEMAND A STORY!!!!
Aug-07-2004 15:44
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
i'll post it later
ladies first hehehe
Aug-07-2004 15:47
prolikewhoa
veteran attention whore
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Berlin
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'll post it later
ladies first hehehe
i feel special!!!
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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know
philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal
Aug-07-2004 15:55
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'll post it later
ladies first hehehe
dude- did she pee on you cuz of some sex thing...
or did she kick your ass and decide to piss in your face out of disrespect?
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Aug-07-2004 15:55
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
I've had to excuse myself to throw up because I was too drunk.
Not just once.
Aug-07-2004 16:44
Seventil
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: A random vineyard, France
Our thread lives!
Aug-07-2004 17:17
Seventil
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: A random vineyard, France
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
ok this one's pretty bad. i had a girl pee on me once
i guess that's not embarrassing for me, but it sucked...if more info is needed i'll divulge the story hehehe
I think I speak for everyone when I say...
WTF?
Dude, I'm telling your sister you're a mofo freak!
