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Originally posted by UWM i watched one of my friends piss on his girlfriend once. it was hilarious. I'll never forget the evil insane laugh he used as he was doing it. truly classic.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie HOLY SHITE I knew I should have come online earlier!

good morning....time for your golden shower

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Originally posted by Floorfiller good morning....time for your golden shower

Oh my wretched.
No thanks, I think Ill pass for now...

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Oh my wretched. No thanks, I think Ill pass for now...

hehehehe

ang...i know you got a embarrassing sex story...

SPILL THE BEANS!!!!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller hehehehe ang...i know you got a embarrassing sex story... SPILL THE BEANS!!!!

Gimme a sec I need courage...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller

it was great. when i was living in the fraternity he woke up in the middle of the night up on the loft and started pissing. his gf woke up and realized he was pissing on her and freaked out. when she started freaking he just started laughing so loud and maniacally .... it was priceless.

Oh, and Jason - its really quite normal for a girl to go to the bathroom after sex... pro probably explained that to you I assume?

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Oh, and Jason - its really quite normal for a girl to go to the bathroom after sex... pro probably explained that to you I assume?

yeah...i got the low down

Embarrassing sex story?

The first time for me was also the first time for my girlfriend.

She spent a good 3 hours in the hospital after our first time. That's what you get for trying to be a pornstar your first time. Needless to say, it did give me a big ego for a while.

They need to teach you about the anatomical reasons for "foreplay".

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Originally posted by Seventil Embarrassing sex story? The first time for me was also the first time for my girlfriend. She spent a good 3 hours in the hospital after our first time. That's what you get for trying to be a pornstar your first time. Needless to say, it did give me a big ego for a while. They need to teach you about the anatomical reasons for "foreplay".

dude...its the other hole!




\j/k

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Originally posted by Seventil Embarrassing sex story? The first time for me was also the first time for my girlfriend. She spent a good 3 hours in the hospital after our first time. That's what you get for trying to be a pornstar your first time. Needless to say, it did give me a big ego for a while. They need to teach you about the anatomical reasons for "foreplay".

OMG Ooooooouuuucch!!!
Ok, can I just say, that I am not built for big boys. In fact, that might be my embarrassing story...
And Dayumn, does it hurt the next day!!

Hahaha, that might be too much information. I might be done now.

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