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anal anyone?


*looks at sara*

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee k new topic anal anyone? *looks at sara*

Tried it, I kept having too many Soddom and Gommorah-like passages flashing through my head to ever actually dig it.

If the girl I was with really wanted to, I'd do it to please her, but only for that.

Here's a random embarrassing story involving moms I don't know and sex.


When I was working in landscaping two summers ago we were talking about all this dirty shit because we were down this big hill on the lakefront from the house and didn't think anyone was around. My friend was talking about this time where he was getting head from his GF in the bathroom and when he walked out he got congratulated by all these guys and stuff. We laughed, and then I blurted out "Oh yeah, well I fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom of an afterbar last weekend!" Lo and behold, mom had come down the stairway to offer us some Gatorade right as I blurted that out. As I finished the last word in my sentence I looked up and saw her and I probably turned white as a ghost. All she says was, "Well, that was certainly educational. Would you boys like some Gatorade?"


Mortified.

Yes that was

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Originally posted by UWM Blah I leave for 5 mintues and come back and the thread is losing life. We need to resurrect this!

I think everyone is a bit embarassed.

hahahha, I'm supposed to start a new topic? I started the last one.

Hmm.... biggest fantasy?

*edit* anal????? Hell no!

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Originally posted by Slylee anal anyone? *looks at sara*

I've never been involved in anal sex and I'm not in a huge hurry to, but I'm not against it really.

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Originally posted by Seventil Tried it, I kept having too many Soddom and Gommorah-like passages flashing through my head to ever actually dig it. If the girl I was with really wanted to, I'd do it to please her, but only for that.

well from your posts...it sounds like you're in the military so of course you've tried anal

boo i'm leaving work now...no computer at home.



ok guys, don't post anything i would.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller well from your posts...it sounds like you're in the military so of course you've tried anal

I guess I deserve that for all the silk mask remarks.

Touché.

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Originally posted by UWM Here's a random embarrassing story involving moms I don't know and sex. When I was working in landscaping two summers ago we were talking about all this dirty shit because we were down this big hill on the lakefront from the house and didn't think anyone was around. My friend was talking about this time where he was getting head from his GF in the bathroom and when he walked out he got congratulated by all these guys and stuff. We laughed, and then I blurted out "Oh yeah, well I fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom of an afterbar last weekend!" Lo and behold, mom had come down the stairway to offer us some Gatorade right as I blurted that out. As I finished the last word in my sentence I looked up and saw her and I probably turned white as a ghost. All she says was, "Well, that was certainly educational. Would you boys like some Gatorade?" Mortified.

that's H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

cool she didn't give you a bunch of shit or something...

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Originally posted by Seventil I guess I deserve that for all the silk mask remarks. Touché.

no the silk mask posts were pretty damn funny...i just wish i had photoshop skills hehehe

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Hmm.... biggest fantasy?

It's really clichè, but meh ...

Three words:

Naughty

School

Girls.