3somes = (or SHOULD be like this)

go out to a club and meet 2 really hot members of the opposite sex who are sexually open and experiemental. go to a nice hotel and get a room (just cuz i wouldn't want memories of it in my own place) w/ plenty of good drugs and just go at it. i'm talking about completely uninhibited, raw, dirty, shameless drugged up sex for like 4 hours straight.



check out the next morning.

never talk to or see them again...






unless repeating last night's event.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

easier for girls to arrange methinks

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Originally posted by lücid agreed 100%! 3-somes are pretty overrated. there's a sense of balance that just isn't there, which can lead to a lot of jealousy, confusion, and competition. my boyfriend and i are both freaks but i don't think we'd ever even remotely consider letting someone else in on our fun. we might be easy-going and comfortable but we're still possessive. he believes that if i hook up with a girl it's not cheating, but i don't do it even if i wanted to, because i feel uncomfortable letting someone else experience that side of me.

i got the bf into strip clubs. hahah he wasn't even down with them before me, and honestly, i didn't even think i was into them until i went to one all yayed up.


it's so much fun. just get all coked up together and go in one of the back rooms w/ a cute stripper and let her dance for both of you...it's totally fun and harmless. i mean c'mon it's a damn STRIPPER.

i dunno, i get jealous usually, but for some reason, i totally don't mind the strippers...i'm there and i'm watching and participating and all fucked up...it's fun.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i got the bf into strip clubs. hahah he wasn't even down with them before me, and honestly, i didn't even think i was into them until i went to one all yayed up. it's so much fun. just get all coked up together and go in one of the back rooms w/ a cute stripper and let her dance for both of you...it's totally fun and harmless. i mean c'mon it's a damn STRIPPER. i dunno, i get jealous usually, but for some reason, i totally don't mind the strippers...i'm there and i'm watching and participating and all fucked up...it's fun.

yeah i've never been to a strip club before, but i am curious to check one out. it's totally not even worth going to the ones here in Wisconsin though, lol. i'm damn picky when it comes to chicks, and if i'm paying some chick to dance for me she better be fuckin' gorgeous.

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Originally posted by Slylee 3somes = (or SHOULD be like this) go out to a club and meet 2 really hot members of the opposite sex who are sexually open and experiemental. go to a nice hotel and get a room (just cuz i wouldn't want memories of it in my own place) w/ plenty of good drugs and just go at it. i'm talking about completely uninhibited, raw, dirty, shameless drugged up sex for like 4 hours straight.

that would be the way to go.

I had a buddy one that always wanted me to tag team his girl with him. If we were talking two random people that would be one thing but I couldn't bring myself to have sex with my buddies girl... I kept telling him it was a bad idea and it would just cause problems. Eventually he and she met up with some dude at a bar and did the threesome thing.... their relationship was over two months later... he couldn't get the image of her sucking the other guy off out of his mind.

That being said, it is possible that a threesome will bring people closer together and strengthen their relationship, however, that is the exception rather then the rule.

If you have a good relationship why take the risk?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by lücid yeah i've never been to a strip club before, but i am curious to check one out. it's totally not even worth going to the ones here in Wisconsin though, lol. i'm damn picky when it comes to chicks, and if i'm paying some chick to dance for me she better be fuckin' gorgeous.

haha yea, i was always looking at their faces though and i'd be like, "ooh i want her, she's pretty" but her body was OK...of course all the best bodies had OK faces...


i realized it's better to have the hot body ones.

i actually befriended a couple of the "dancers" lol i mean i don't think we'll be like best buds or anything, but the 2 that i met and exchanged numbers with seemed pretty chill...good party chicks and good to know for if i ever go there. i'm chillin w/ the yayo though, so i doubt i'll be going there for a while or calling them again.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by lücid if i'm paying some chick to dance for me she better be fuckin' gorgeous.

very few of them are.

My buddies and I were at a ripper joint near my cottage... yes sly THE cottage and this was part of the same weekend... There were 5 strippers in the place and all of them were nasty. This one ripper, dirty looking broad with crossed eyes, walks over to our table (of 11 guys) and she's trying to get each one of us to buy a dance. When that fails she tries to offers to get up on the table and do a dance for all of us. One of my buddies looks at her and says "tell you what, I'll give you $20 if you can look me straight in the eye... with both eyes." We all busted out laughing... then we were asked to leave. I've never been happier to get kicked out of a bar.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

oh man. I have been twice. I can't believe the age to get in is only 18. The first time was at Bazooka's for a female friends B-Day. I don't know why we couldn't do the Chippendales's thing, but it was still a blast. It was all in good fun, good vibes and all.

The second time, I wasn't feeling it. All I could think of was slug juice down the pole. It seemed so much darker in there and I think I smelt jizz in the air? Not that those are grotesque things but maybe it was amateur night? I don't know... I wanted to go back to see some sort of midget twins, I can't remember their names, but don't think I'll ever go again. I don't think anything can beat the first experience. Well, maybe I will. I heard through the grapevine a girl I knew from high school became a stripper. hahaaaha that would be hilarious.

if you're gonna go to a strip club...go to one in vegas or something...all the strip clubs i've ever been too are really shitty and its always some 26 year old mom with bruises on her ass and 2 kids at home that takes a liking to you and you end up wearing her neon green tear-away panties on your head all night...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller with bruises on her ass

you noticed that too?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

you'd think it would be all glamorous in south florida, but honestly, most of the ones in miami suck....


ft. lauderdale has better ones.


the one i'm talking about is called Scarlette's in Hallandale Beach (middle of ft. laud and miami) and there are some fuckin HOT ones there...and the music is awesome too...like total south beach style...all house/prog house music. bottles are cheap...seroiusly it's like one of the most fun places ever. it's one of those strip clubs that is more like a night club...just has hot half naked strippers walking around and they don't bug you. you have to hunt them down if you want a dance, which i prefer. i hate when they bug u a lot, it's like, "go away, if i want a dance i'll let u know".

www.scarlettscabaret.com

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

^^^ yeah, quality music is a necessity. The first time going I was mesmerized by what those girls can do on the pole. I think they're acrobats and it's almost an art form, watching the way they can extend themselves with such strength and grace.

Then, the second time I just felt like I was supporting their crack addictions.

I guess the first time you could tell we all had a bit of smoke and drink? hahaaah.