this one is fun -

pterodactyl - (n.) a sexual maneuver while as the man is doing the girl from behind he grabs her arms and spreads them out wide and flaps them. she makes noises that resemble a pterodactyl.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

lol at pneumatic drill.

lol @ scuba. hahaha wtf

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

dusting or ice cube for me!

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actually the falling one reminds me of a fantasy i have to go skydiving and fuck. first of all i've never been skydiving and totally want do it. i wonder if the mechanics would function, and if i'd have enough time to blow my load.

um...lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

as she undoes your zipper and belt buckle - owait that was your chute buckle - you lose

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Doggy style, cheeks spread, one hand on clit. Or her lieing flat on her stomach on the bed, legs outstretched. Or the wheelbarrow. Or the reverse cowgirl. Or basically any position which involves her back to me so that I can pump my arms up and down in the air like a champion without her seeing.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Doggy style, cheeks spread, one hand on clit. Or her lieing flat on her stomach on the bed, legs outstretched. Or the wheelbarrow. Or the reverse cowgirl. Or basically any position which involves her back to me so that I can pump my arms up and down in the air like a champion without her seeing.

that shit is BANANAS.

B AN AN AS.

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Originally posted by biznology you sound like an engineer whom has never gotten laid... btw, it's: necrophiliac, you dont have to write papers when you are an engineer right?

Btw, if you're inclined to be captious, try not to be hypocritical too. It's who*

LOL. this is EXACTLY what i'm talking about.

how the fuck do you start drama in a sex positions thread?

i give up on you people, this is just sad and wrong, CORe died in 2004. RIP.