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Originally posted by jennypie MAYONNAISE

SPICY MUSTARD!

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Originally posted by Slylee well congrats then! lol mine looks like nasty roast beef curtains. i could hide homeless people in my vagina. or no actually make that ham curtains...roast beef would be for like dark skinned chicks.

. so that's why you have orgasms so rarely: it must take forever to find your clit!

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lol yea ur definitely on crack

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lol yea ur definitely on crack

not only that, but i'm rigorously masturbating as we speak.

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what the? how did that smiley end up in my post?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i'm an endowed world-famous hax0re!

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Originally posted by Jocker so who here has a cameltoe vagina?

I have a beautiful cameltoe in tight pants. But I think all girls do? I mean the pants make the cameltoe, don't they?

Anyway, have any of you named your clit?

Mine is "Blaze."

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

i never named mine. i just call it "her" or "she"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Sly quit rippin' off my wordings.. BEEF CURTAINS was mine.

And I think there should be an invention of a glass casing that fits snuggly over the man's teabag. It would benefit both sexes in that you could heat it up in the microwave or put it in the freezer prior to use, both sexes thuroughly enjoying either temperature.

Ding!

Nothing like sex toys present in food compartments.

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Originally posted by Slylee i never named mine. i just call it "her" or "she"

Name her. Haha let's all help Jamie name her 'lil love button.

Your new sig isn't much better, btw. But it's cute. I put up a new sig with my eyes and I was gonna put underneathe it, "I'm watching you" just for you, Jamie. But meh.

So tell Moral you're sorry. I think you scared him away.

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

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Originally posted by Estella Sly quit rippin' off my wordings.. BEEF CURTAINS was mine. And I think there should be an invention of a glass casing that fits snuggly over the man's teabag. It would benefit both sexes in that you could heat it up in the microwave or put it in the freezer prior to use, both sexes thuroughly enjoying either temperature. Ding! Nothing like sex toys present in food compartments.

sorry! i know u started it...afterall, where would u get that from? surely by looking down.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone