Hey I never said it wasn't funny! Honestly when it used to happen with the small dicked fag I would feel embarrassed for him, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie Nope, only been with one dude with a small enough cock to cause queefs (and it happened EVERY time we did doggy...stupid small dicked bastard). In 10 years with my bf I think it's only happened 2 or 3 times when he pulled out too far in some awkward position.

Maybe this applies?

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Originally posted by jennypie Hey I never said it wasn't funny! Honestly when it used to happen with the small dicked fag I would feel embarrassed for him, lol.

Maybe it's God's way of giving small dicked guys a consolation prize of being able to make their woman laugh, hehe

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel lol every girl I have been with has been nice and tight and could take it like a champ.

Nice. I hate it when they say shit like, 'wait, don't go in so far, go slower, hold on'. And you're like 'fuck bitch I'm trying to get this over with your pelvic bones are hurting the sides of my cock bitch'!

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Originally posted by nchs09 I do that...... if i am sittign down, might as well make a phone call and make plans. No time to waste. Life is a race against time!

same here braaa, read, surf ta, drinks beer, phone... the works.

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Originally posted by Zild Nice. I hate it when they say shit like, 'wait, don't go in so far, go slower, hold on'.

Well, if you were choking her PROPERLY then that wouldn't be an issue.

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Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty Well, if you were choking her PROPERLY then that wouldn't be an issue.

Dude you're not supposed to choke them ALL the way.

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Originally posted by Zild Nice. I hate it when they say shit like, 'wait, don't go in so far, go slower, hold on'. And you're like 'fuck bitch I'm trying to get this over with your pelvic bones are hurting the sides of my cock bitch'!

lol, I'm sure u hear that all the time...when your sleeping.

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Originally posted by Zild Dude you're not supposed to choke them ALL the way.

Yes you are

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Originally posted by Zild Dude you're not supposed to choke them ALL the way.

Its a fine line between just enough to breathe, and not enough to talk. Can take years to master.

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No way Kinetic because I have awesome dreams. The next time I have a dream I'm fucking a super short gross sorority slut I'm going to have to wake up.

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it hurts with my guy doggy style but i just deal with it lol it's one of those "good sex pains"...sort of. my fucking abdomen hurts when he's done.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone