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Banora
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ
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Lets see:
My absolute biggest turn off is a man who acts like a complete douche. Any hint of douche-ness and I'm gone.
A guy who is rude or makes me feel like I am not important. Make me feel like that and its bye-bye.
A guy who acts superior towards me/other people. Little dick complex much?
Guys who feel the need to flaunt their wealth. You can be rich, thats fine, but don't shove it in everyone's faces...especially if you are faux-rich. -gag-
Guys who only want one thing. If I find that out about you or you pressure me before I am ready, you're cut out.
Short guys. I'm talking 5'5" and under. I'm short and I don't want to breed a midget family.
Excessive body-hair. Another thing that really grosses me out. Chest hair is sexy, chest sweaters are not.
Acne/Greasy skin. Ew.
Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.
Wanting to buy everything for me. Its nice you are being a gentleman and I really appreciate it, but I have a job and my own money. Let me pay for something every now and then.
Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.
Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.
Overly religious/political. I like debates, and if you're a different religion/political view than I, thats awesome, but don't try to convert me or take the opportunity to start arguments just because my opinion differs.
Slobbery/bad/eating your face off kisser. Please, practice that shit with your hand or your pillow before you try to devour my face. Thanks.
Bad teeth/Bad hygiene/Mullets/Scraggly hair. Soap: $1.16. Toothbrush and Tooth paste: $5 and $3. Fantastic Sam's haircut: $8
No job/deadbeat. I'm not supporting your ass.
'Badboys'/playas. There are plenty of skanks out there just begging to go through drama with you. I'm not one of them.
No sense of humor.Y SO SRS!?
Heavy set guys. Drop the cheetos, go outside, walk the dog, chase the kids off the lawn, take the long way to blockbuster.
F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.
[b] No personality/dumb as a rock. I dated one of you before. You were so hot but Jesus Christ trying to have a conversation with you was one of the most painful things I've ever had to endure. I will never do it again.
Old enough to be my dad. Ick, I don't have daddy issues and I'm not waiting for your Viagra to kick in.
Doesn't have/Doesn't want kids. I love you, seriously. Just say no to babies
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Banora
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ
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Jan-09-2009 06:17
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kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
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| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Lets see:
My absolute biggest turn off is a man who acts like a complete douche. Any hint of douche-ness and I'm gone.
A guy who is rude or makes me feel like I am not important. Make me feel like that and its bye-bye.
A guy who acts superior towards me/other people. Little dick complex much?
Guys who feel the need to flaunt their wealth. You can be rich, thats fine, but don't shove it in everyone's faces...especially if you are faux-rich. -gag-
Guys who only want one thing. If I find that out about you or you pressure me before I am ready, you're cut out.
Short guys. I'm talking 5'5" and under. I'm short and I don't want to breed a midget family.
Excessive body-hair. Another thing that really grosses me out. Chest hair is sexy, chest sweaters are not.
Acne/Greasy skin. Ew.
Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.
Wanting to buy everything for me. Its nice you are being a gentleman and I really appreciate it, but I have a job and my own money. Let me pay for something every now and then.
Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.
Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.
Overly religious/political. I like debates, and if you're a different religion/political view than I, thats awesome, but don't try to convert me or take the opportunity to start arguments just because my opinion differs.
Slobbery/bad/eating your face off kisser. Please, practice that shit with your hand or your pillow before you try to devour my face. Thanks.
Bad teeth/Bad hygiene/Mullets/Scraggly hair. Soap: $1.16. Toothbrush and Tooth paste: $5 and $3. Fantastic Sam's haircut: $8
No job/deadbeat. I'm not supporting your ass.
'Badboys'/playas. There are plenty of skanks out there just begging to go through drama with you. I'm not one of them.
No sense of humor.Y SO SRS!?
Heavy set guys. Drop the cheetos, go outside, walk the dog, chase the kids off the lawn, take the long way to blockbuster.
F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.
[b] No personality/dumb as a rock. I dated one of you before. You were so hot but Jesus Christ trying to have a conversation with you was one of the most painful things I've ever had to endure. I will never do it again.
Old enough to be my dad. Ick, I don't have daddy issues and I'm not waiting for your Viagra to kick in.
Doesn't have/Doesn't want kids. I love you, seriously. Just say no to babies |
How you doin? 
/sleaze
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