I'd really like to work in labour and delivery, but I can see myself internally being very annoyed by the type of women who carry on excessively about their labour. Lol. Something to work on I suppose.

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Originally posted by chimera66 i do agree with you that the email is ridiculous but that's because your friend is nuts. someone needs to tell her to stop.

should I be the asshole who tells her, or should I go stealth style and send it from an anonymous email address? haha... I'd like to see a TA contest on exactly what to say to her so she gets the message.

lol i love my niece and nephew but my sister is dispicable. she's fat and lazy and all she does is buy them shit, feed them shit and plop them in front of TV and then make excuses for being fat by saying things like, "i have 2 kids" or "wait till you have kids" (with an exasperated look on her face like she is wondermom). she makes me sick.


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sorry i just got back from visiting them last weekend and she pisses me off. her kids are so smart and advanced for their age and it's a goddamn waste just raising them on spongebob and nascar. my niece is only 1 1/2 and she is already able to repeat any word you say without messing it up, she can look at a picture and then point to that person without you even asking...she just recognizes and watches everyone. i dunno maybe that's normal i dont have kids but it seems pretty advanced for being 1.

oh yea and they sleep in her bed with her husband too. i dont think my neice has slept one single night in her own bedroom since she was born. it's like what the fuck is my sister thinking? did she just wake up one day and say, "i think i'll have some kids and then do EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE THING you're NOT supposed to do when raising them"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i dunno maybe that's normal i dont have kids but it seems pretty advanced for being 1.

Yeah, those are all normal/expected developmental milestones.

i thought the average kid starts talking at 2-3

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee oh yea and they sleep in her bed with her husband too. i dont think my neice has slept one single night in her own bedroom since she was born.

Uh oh. I detect a high liklihood of not being able to leave the nest until age 35, and 50 phone calls a day from mom to the cell phone during the teenage years because "she's worried" and wants to know what they're doing.

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Originally posted by The17sss Uh oh. I detect a high liklihood of not being able to leave the nest until age 35, and 50 phone calls a day from mom to the cell phone during the teenage years because "she's worried" and wants to know what they're doing.

for sure dude. it's not looking good i say that all the time to my mom. my nephew is gonna be a little fag mamma's boy or something. i really hope not though he is so funny and cool. you never know. there are a lot of kids who have some fucked up lazy parents and they end up at yale or something anyway...i have hope lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i thought the average kid starts talking at 2-3

Nah dude, by 15 months they should be able to use simple expressive language and say things like yes and no, and be able to recognize/ask for things by pointing to them. At 18 months they should have a vocabulary of about 10 words, and then by 24 months they should have about 300 words. Girls usually express language earlier than boys. But they catch up.

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Originally posted by The17sss should I be the asshole who tells her, or should I go stealth style and send it from an anonymous email address? haha... I'd like to see a TA contest on exactly what to say to her so she gets the message.

why don't you find out from her husband what he thinks of all this. he might be able to tell her nicely, he probably understands your feelings and probably thinks his wife is nuts. finding an ally is key...

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Originally posted by Slylee

that sounds bad. she's going to drive her husband and kids nuts when they get older.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by jennypie Nah dude, by 15 months they should be able to use simple expressive language and say things like yes and no, and be able to recognize/ask for things by pointing to them. At 18 months they should have a vocabulary of about 10 words, and then by 24 months they should have about 300 words. Girls usually express language earlier than boys. But they catch up.

yea but she is around 16 months i believe and she points to things and says "mommy look" and then my sister will say what it is and she'll just repeat it like nothing...gets it right the first time every time. and then later on she'll see it again and say the word. that's more like what i meant. is that still normal or a little advanced? i think it sounds pretty fuckin advanced for still being in diapers. but what do i know, i dont have kids lol

my mom said i was speaking full sentences at 2 and jumping off the diving board and swimming in a pool at 3.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i thought the average kid starts talking at 2-3

that's probably just your family. so this kid is a relative genius.

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